Spermantino Review

Spermantino is a pretty funny name, but if you were hoping for porn with a Tarantino sensibility, that ain't what you're gonna get. No wise-cracking hitmen or butt-kicking karate babes here, folks. What you get instead is a bed, a chick, a dude and hardcore fucking.

Spermantino has a film-set theme, but the way they go about it is actually pretty lame. Each scene begins with a babe in a makeup chair getting finishing touches from the makeup artist. She then moves over to the bed and the makeup artist grabs a clapperboard and calls, "Take 1!"

The cameraman talks to her for 30 seconds (long enough to find out that she wants to be a model), then he calls in a guy and with no hesitation her clothes come off and her mouth gets wrapped around a cock. They then proceed through various positions (often in the same order) and end with a facial money shot.

There are 18 episodes and it's been that way for two and a half years now, so it's highly likely that they have stopped updating. Each episode comes with a large set of high-res pictures and a video that you can download in clips or in one great-quality Windows Media format. The clips come in various qualities.

The repetitive nature of each scene is disappointing, but I have to tell you that the chicks go a long way in making up for that. These babes are amateur Eastern European lovelies with cute faces, pretty smiles, tight little bodies and an eager attitude that comes across as they suck dick, get fucked and even take it up the ass sometimes.

Thankfully, a membership gives you access to over 40 bonus sites, which includes the sites in the Teen Core Club network like Teach My Ass, Teens Go Porn and White Teens Black Cocks, as well as a bunch of sites from another hardcore network.

Spermantino just isn't big enough to get a recommendation on its own merits. There's no doubt that the girls and the hardcore sex is smoking hot, but you'll definitely want more of it before your month-long membership is over.