It's somewhat ironic that I get to review this site right now. I had a running bet with a friend that I could toss a chick's salad (which is not my forte) before she could slurp back her man's ball batter. She almost won the bet when she let her guy shoot in her mouth, but his seed got spit back out. We drew a tie that could only be broken by my performing sodomy. After checking out the action on The Anal Vault I have to say that I'm rearing to close this deal.
I used the Borat excuse for why I couldn't puncture my significant other's cornhole - "I am big, like can of Coke." Thanks to TheAnalVault, that excuse got blown out of the water. Some of the guys on the site are armed with some pretty serious penile firepower and the chicks they bone are evidently accustomed to prolonged anal attacks from massive meat missiles.
The 140 videos you get only come in clips, but the good part is that if you came here with the specific intent of watching straight-up rectal ramming, you can skip right to it. There is plenty of BJ action and stern pussy pumping going on, but the ass sex here is intense.
One of my favorite videos involves a chick dressed up in a red Catwoman outfit getting assistance with her ass-pounding from an equally hot babe. Too bad they come in poor-quality Windows Media files. There aren't any pictures and I have a feeling it will stay that way. The site claims to update each week and if that holds true, the amount of movies will just continue to grow.
One thing you'll notice about the 10 bonus sites if that anal is a running theme in the network. You get titles like Booty Boot Camp, Phat Juicy Ass and Online Greek. My friend might want to check out Throat Glue to help her get over her aversion to swallowing meat-stick milk (it does a body good my dear).
The Anal Vault won't fail fans of the genre on the action front. If the site improves its video quality and continues with regular updates, it's worth a peek.
