It's somewhat ironic that I get to review this site right now. I had a running bet with a friend that I could bang a chick's butt (which is not my forte) before she could slurp back her man's ball batter. She almost won the bet when she let her guy shoot in her mouth, but his seed got spit back out. We drew a tie that could only be broken by my performing sodomy. After checking out the action on The Anal Vault I have to say that I'm rearing to close this deal.
I used the Borat excuse for why I couldn't plow my significant other's cornhole: "I am big, like can of Coke." Thanks to TheAnalVault, that excuse got blown out of the water. Some of the guys on the site are armed with some pretty serious penile firepower and the chicks they bone are evidently accustomed to prolonged anal attacks from massive meat missiles.
There are 140 videos and they give you average-quality playback at best. You can also download a few of them for your mobile device. Most of the movies offer clips only, while about 30 of them come in full-length files. If you came here with the specific intent of watching straight-up rectal ramming, you will be more than content. There is plenty of BJ action and stern pussy pumping going on, as well, but the ass sex here is intense.
One of my favorite videos involves a chick dressed up in a red Catwoman outfit getting assistance with her ass-pounding from an equally hot babe. Too bad that some shoots don't have any pics at all and the others only have blurry vid caps. To be fair, even the scenes without any sets of images are labeled with some screenshots that make the action they contain clear enough. Quite a few scenes have interracial sex, but there are plenty of big white dicks butt-fucking white chicks.
There have been no updates in the last several years, so they have probably ended forever. One thing you'll notice about the 10 bonus sites, including Phat Juicy Ass, Throat Glue, Amazing Cheeks and Mucho Taco, is that anal is a running theme in the network. That means even if this site doesn't grow, you'll find lots more of the bum fun you love. Just keep in mind that The Anal Vault isn't updating and its vids vary in quality.
|$12.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 140+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 16 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1058k)
MP4 (320x240; 503k)
Pros & Cons
-portable video formats
-no streaming option