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Morris McCarthy

By: Morris McCarthy
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Average Score: 63

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It's somewhat ironic that I get to review this site right now. I had a running bet with a friend that I would bang a chick's butt (which is not my forte) before she would slurp back her man's ball batter. She almost won the bet when she let her guy shoot in her mouth, but his seed got spit back out. We drew a tie that could only be broken by my performing sodomy. After checking out the action on The Anal Vault I have to say that I'm rearing to close this deal.

I used the Borat excuse for why I couldn't plow my significant other's cornhole: "I am big, like can of Coke." Thanks to TheAnalVault, that excuse got blown out of the water. Some of the guys on the site are armed with some pretty serious penile firepower and the chicks they bone are evidently accustomed to prolonged anal attacks from massive meat missiles.

There are 140 videos and they give you average-quality playback at best. You can also download a few of them for your mobile device. Most of the movies offer clips only, while about 30 of them come in full-length files. If you came here with the specific intent of watching straight-up rectal ramming, you will be more than happy. There is plenty of BJ action and stern pussy pumping going on as well, but the ass sex is intense.

One of my favorite videos shows a chick dressed up in a red Catwoman outfit getting assistance with her ass-pounding from an equally hot babe. Too bad that some shoots don't have any pics at all and the others only have blurry vid caps.

To be fair, even the scenes without any sets of images are labeled with some screenshots that make the action they contain clear enough. Quite a few scenes have interracial sex, but there are plenty of big, white dicks butt-fucking white chicks.

There haven't been any updates in years, so they've probably ended forever. One thing you'll notice about the 10 bonus sites, including Phat Juicy Ass, Throat Glue, Amazing Cheeks and Mucho Taco, is that anal is a running theme in the network, which means you'll find lots more of the bum fun you love. Unfortunately, The Anal Vault just doesn't have enough going for it.

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