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Morris McCarthy 

By: Morris McCarthy
Number of Reviews: 115
Average Score: 62

I know that your parents, your teachers and the mainstream media have bombarded you with the same message over the years - to stay away from crack - but what the fuck do they know? There's no shame in being addicted to crack and if that crack happens to be found on one of the exceptionally bootylicious babes featured on Phat Juicy Ass then you actually get points for your indulgences.

What I liked about PhatJuicyAss was the playful aspect to some of the scenes where the chicks get all kinds of things painted on their juicy butt cheeks before their asses get a solid reaming. Of course, none of the babes get butt-bumped until they've first demonstrated some oral loving. One of my favorites was a black chick going by the tag "Thick Lips." She looks like a blast to bone, but her man took a pass on slamming her in the ass.

Each of the 156 movies has its own page, with the oldest ones listed first. There are, however, no search or filtering options. It seems at first like there are more movies, but the problem is that there are 15 pages (139-153) skipped on the page dropdown. Other problems are the outdated design, the fact that the site stopped updating and that most of the content is nonexclusive.

The quality of the vids varies quite a bit, so don't be surprised if one of your favorite big-bottom babes, like well-known stunners Pinky, Mz. Booty or Veronica Bottoms, can only be viewed in low quality. Also, many of the vids are split up into clips, with no full-length option.

Many of the Windows Media files offer good-quality playback and the AVI files (when they're available) are always high in quality and some are in HD. Those sticky climaxes always look good, even if the presentation is sometimes subpar. The website has a photo section, but when you enter it all you get is an error message. Nevertheless, there are in fact 16 photo galleries accompanying some of the movies.

You also get access to nine bonus sites, including The Anal Vault, Amazing Cheeks, Mucho Taco and Throat Glue, and some deliver more anal-focused action. In the end, Phat Juicy Ass has enough content to keep you ass-amazed for a bit, but the lack of updates and the mostly nonexclusive porn are big negatives.

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