I know your parents, your teachers and the mainstream media have bombarded you with the same message over the years - to stay away from crack - but what the fuck do they know? There's no shame in being addicted to crack and if that crack happens to be found on one of the exceptionally bootylicious babes such as the ones featured on Phat Juicy Ass, then you actually get points for your indulgences.
What I liked about PhatJuicyAss is that there is a playful aspect to some of the scenes. In some the chicks get all kinds of things painted on their juicy butt cheeks before their asses get a solid reaming. Of course, none of the babes get butt-bumped until they've first demonstrated some oral loving for the cock. One of my favorites was a black chick going by the tag "Thick Lips." She looked like a blast to bone, but her man took a pass on slamming her in the ass.
Each of the 156 movies has its own page, with the oldest ones listed first. There are, however, no search or filtering options. It seems 10 vids were added since we last visited almost eight months ago, but the problem is that there are 15 pages (139-153) skipped on the dropdown of pages, so that's why it seems like there's less content than before.
The quality of the vids varies a good bit, so don't be surprised if one of your favorite big-bottom babes, including well-known stunners like Pinky, Mz. Booty and Veronica Bottoms, can only be viewed in unimpressive quality. Many of the Windows Media files offer good-quality playback and the AVI files (when they're available) are always high in quality and some are in HD. Those sticky climaxes always look good, even if the presentation is sometimes subpar.
The website has a photo section, but when you enter it all you get is an error message. Nevertheless, there are in fact 16 photo galleries accompanying some of the more recent updates.
You also get access to nine bonus sites, including The Anal Vault, Amazing Cheeks, Mucho Taco and Throat Glue, and some deliver more anal-focused action. In the end, Phat Juicy Ass has enough content to keep you ass-amazed for a bit, but the update schedule is pretty unimpressive.
|By: Morris McCarthy|
|Number of Reviews: 132|
|Average Score: 62.8|
|$12.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 16+||Pics per set: 20||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 800x600||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 156+||HD Porn: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 18 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1878k)
AVI (720x480; 7591k)
MP4 (320x240; 503k)
AVI (1280x720; 4039k)
Pros & Cons
-some exclusive content
-some high-def movies
-no streaming option
-can't save favorites
10/07/2013- From 67 to 56: Unique score adjusted. -Chris
01/02/2013- From 64 to 67: Improved video quality. -Adam
03/15/2012- From 72 to 64: A little more content, but scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
05/20/2011- From 75 to 72: Less frequent updates. -Wayne
04/21/2010- From 76 to 75: Some better-quality vids, but slower updates. -Will - Initial review: 9/29/2009