The Sperm Lover Review

If I was to tell you that a site was called The Sperm Lover, what one thing would you expect to see in every scene on the site? If you said fat guys wearing fanny packs and midgets playing musical chairs you would be wrong. Now, while that might not surprise people, I think it might surprise you to hear that if you answered "sperm" you would also be wrong.

TheSpermLover features a hot babe named Elise who, with her blonde hair and sexy body, is exactly the type of chick I love giving my sperm to. Right at the top of the page it says, "I can’t live a day without hot jizz." Well, apparently she can live many days without it, because more than half the scenes are either solo masturbation or lesbian episodes (which, as we all know, means that there is not going to be any jizz to love).

There are 47 videos and 73 photo sets to check out in their own sections. While most of the content features Elise, there are some solo scenes that bring to the forefront another hot babe. The quality varies, but things look great overall. Many videos offer excellent-quality playback.

The scenes are presented with a thumbnail image and a write-up. Some of the videos are split up into two parts, while others come all in one. Like the videos, the photo sets are a mixed bag of solo, lesbo and hardcore action, with many of the pics being high-res.

I'm sure you are wondering about updating, so this is the part where I tell you that they aren't doing it anymore. Which is too bad, because the chicks are hot and the scenes feature well filmed action. On the bright side, there is more to see once you get through Elise's content. A dozen bonus sites are included with a membership like Alice Wonderbang, Ivana Fukalot and Sasha Fucks Dasha.

There's enough on The Sperm Lover to keep you happy for maybe a month, but with no new content on the way, you'll only stick around if the extras speak to you as well.