Just because your grandparents' house smells like moth balls doesn't mean your granny has lost her yen for the smell of sweat on a guy's balls. British Granny Fuck is perfect evidence that the fire still rages among the octogenarian set. On this site, when you get invited over for tea and crumpets on a quiet Sunday afternoon, it tends to add up to a whole lot more.
A lad by the name of Damien tends to be the cock contributor and he seems rather chuffed getting his dick buffed by dames who were his age while the Cold War was still on. BritishGrannyFuck also contains some granny-on-gal action with some golden-aged women taking the initiative to teach up-and-coming lesbians how to get things done.
To kick things off, you get to savor 137 videos. You have thumbnails to determine what you might fancy watching and short write-ups to set the scene. You can download these movies in Windows Media format and although you can expect mostly good-quality playback, the newest ones are great in quality. There's no streaming option.
You get all body types here, from chubby to slim. Some of the chicks, I should add, are not quite up to the age level that constitutes being a granny, unless we're talking about the average guest on "The Jerry Springer Show."
Some of you may be let down to hear that there are only 35 sets of pictures. There are about 50 pics per set and the images tend to look pretty good. You can save them individually and watch them in an automatic slideshow, but you can't download them in Zip files.
The interface is rather basic. You can't save your favorites, leave comments or sort the content. The search engine is also very basic. Perhaps most annoying is that the pages aren't numbered and you're left to navigate forward or back by a single page at a time.
The site is updating every 10 days and while that's not awful, it would be nice if they didn't make us wait more than a week to get a new movie. After all, there are no extras or bonus sites to make waiting more enjoyable.
Still, if you have a thing for British accents and/or very mature women, becoming a member of British Granny Fuck is certainly something to consider, even though it isn't the cheapest website out there. *NOTE: Choose to sign up through CCBill to take advantage of a cheaper monthly rebill.
|$34.99/30 days, rebills at $29.99|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 35||Pics per set: 50||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 800x600||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 137+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 2728k)
Windows (640x480; 2000k)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-some great-quality videos
-mostly exclusive content
-no zipped photo sets
-no bonus sites