Updated on: 04/07/2015
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Just because your grandparents' house smells like moth balls doesn't mean your granny has lost her yen for the smell of sweat on a guy's balls. British Granny Fuck is perfect evidence that the fire still rages among the octogenarian set. On this site, when you get invited over for tea and crumpets on a quiet Sunday afternoon, it tends to add up to a whole lot more.
A lad by the name of Damien tends to be the cock contributor and he seems rather chuffed getting his dick buffed by dames who were his age while the Cold War was still going on. BritishGrannyFuck also contains some lesbian action, with golden-aged women taking the initiative to teach up-and-coming lesbians how to get things done.
The interface is rather basic. You can't save your favorites, leave comments or sort the content. The search engine is also very basic. Perhaps most annoying is that the pages aren't numbered and you're left to navigate forward or back by a single page at a time, which meant a whole lot of clicking to get through it all. Add to that the fact that some of the videos are split up into parts that aren't even presented together on the page and you have a site that's annoying to navigate and hard to count.
With that in mind, you get to savor about 200 videos. You have thumbnails to determine what you might fancy watching and short write-ups to set the scene. You can download them in a Windows Media format and the newest ones have very high bit rates, but not very large screens and the older scenes are good to great in quality. There's no streaming option.
You get all kinds of body types here, from chubby to slim. Some of the chicks, I should add, are not quite up to the age level that constitutes being a granny, unless we're talking about the average guest on "The Jerry Springer Show."
You'll also find 50 sets of pictures. The other scenes only come with vid caps and some don't come with any images at all. There are about 50 pics per set and they tend to look pretty good. You can save them individually and watch them in an automatic slideshow, but you can't download them in Zip files.
The site is updating twice a month these days, which is not very frequent, especially when you consider that there aren't any extras or bonus sites to make waiting more enjoyable.
Yes, the navigation could be better, the site lacks streams and bonuses, and the price tag is a little high the first month (cheaper rebill though), but if you have a thing for British accents and mature women, becoming a member of British Granny Fuck is certainly something to consider.
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