Just because your grandparents' house smells like moth balls doesn't mean your granny has lost her yen for the smell of sweat on a guy's balls. British Granny Fuck is perfect evidence that the fire still rages among the octogenarian set. On this site, when you get invited over for tea and crumpets on a quiet Sunday afternoon, it tends to add up to a whole lot more.
A lad by the name of Damien tends to be the cock contributor and he seems rather chuffed getting his dick buffed by dames who were his age while the Cold War was still going on. BritishGrannyFuck also contains some granny-on-gal action, with golden-aged women taking the initiative to teach up-and-coming lesbians how to get things done.
To kick things off, you get to savor 172 videos. You have thumbnails to determine what you might fancy watching and short write-ups to set the scene. You can download them in Windows Media format and although you can expect mostly good-quality playback, the newest ones are great in quality. There's no streaming option. Older vids are broken up into parts, but most are full-length scenes.
You get all kinds of body types here, from chubby to slim. Some of the chicks, I should add, are not quite up to the age level that constitutes being a granny, unless we're talking about the average guest on "The Jerry Springer Show."
Some of you may be let down to hear that there are only 37 sets of pictures. The other scenes only come with vid caps. There are about 50 pics per set and the images tend to look pretty good. You can save them individually and watch them in an automatic slideshow, but you can't download them in Zip files.
The interface is rather basic. You can't save your favorites, leave comments or sort the content. The search engine is also very basic. Perhaps most annoying is that the pages aren't numbered and you're left to navigate forward or back by a single page at a time.
The site is updating four times a month and while that's not awful, it would be nice if they were adding more over the course of a 30-day period. After all, there are no extras or bonus sites to make waiting more enjoyable.
Still, if you have a thing for British accents and/or very mature women, becoming a member of British Granny Fuck is certainly something to consider, even though it isn't the cheapest website out there. Although, the monthly rebill with CCBill is less expensive.
|By: Morris McCarthy|
|Number of Reviews: 138|
|Average Score: 64.2|
|$34.99/30 days, rebills at $29.99|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 37+||Pics per set: 50||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 800x600||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 172+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 2728k)
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|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-some great-quality videos
-mostly exclusive content
-no zipped photo sets
-no bonus sites
01/29/2013- From 58 to 60: Most of the content is exclusive. -Will
02/19/2012- From 75 to 58: Scores adjusted to current criteria. -Chris
12/28/2010- From 73 to 75: More content. -Chris
06/08/2010- Stays at 73. -Tuesday - Initial review: 8/25/2009