Before I go any further, let me tell you that That 70s Site isn't a pornographic parody of "That 70s Show." On the downside, that means there aren't any Mila Kunis look-alikes to be seen, but on the plus side, there aren't any Kurtwood Smith look-alikes either - you gotta take the good with the bad, my friends.
So what can you expect from That70sSite? The answer is classic hardcore skin flicks from the golden age of porn. So far, there are 70 full-length films and they have names like "All About Sharon Kane," "Sexpionage" and "Tight Delight." Maybe you've heard of them. If not, you can discover them on the site and sit back and enjoy all the vintage cock sucking and fucking.
Each movie is fairly lengthy and consists of multiple scenes. As such, you're actually getting more porn than it would seem. The biggest issue I have with the site is that it hasn't updated in a long time time.
None of the films can be streamed or downloaded in their full lengths, but individual clips can be. You can stream the clips in Flash through a pop-up Flowplayer and download them as QuickTime, MPEG and Windows Media files. The best MPEGs and WMVs offer good-quality playback and are your best bets when it comes to the download formats.
You won't find any actual photos, but you will find 67 sets of vid caps. Being what they are, they aren't much to look at, but they do give you the ability to see what the films offer before you go to the trouble of streaming or downloading them in their parts. In that sense, they're worth a look.
Aside from all the classic porn, you also get access to eight additional sites that are part of the Adult Doorway network, including The Handjob Site, The Pantyhose Site and Pink Kitty Girls. You land on the network homepage when you sign in, actually, and you can just pick the site you want from the thumbnails or choose it from the drop-down list at the right. These site cover a variety of niches and give you some great, dirty hardcore.
That 70s Site definitely needs to start updating again. Still, I'd say that the site's worth a look for fans of old pornography and the many extras make joining all the more worthwhile if you like the newer porn also.
$19.95/30 days (Reg. $
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 70+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 70 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: Yes
Windows (640x480; 2000k)
MPEG (496x368; 2140k)
Flash (640x480; 606k; streaming)
MOV (480x360; 790k)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-galleries contain only vid caps
11/27/2012- Stays at 50. -Chris
06/25/2012- From 51 to 50: Usability score adjustment. -A.K.
01/01/2012- From 69 to 51: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -Chris
06/23/2011- From 70 to 69: More content, but slowed updating. -A.K.
04/10/2010- Stays at 70. -Charlie - Initial review: 8/13/2009