I remember back in the day being at a friend's house when an adult cable channel accidentally appeared unscrambled. It had a porno about a freelance detective who had an enormous, err, gun. Obviously, the joke was that he was the biggest Private Dick. On Lethal Lipstick, it's the chicks who are armed and dangerous. They run around in skimpy outfits threatening men with firearms. You will also see them modeling their weaponry in seductive poses.
LethalLipstick has 434 videos to download. Most of them come in a Windows Media file, but some of the older ones are available in MPEGs instead. The movies offer mostly good-quality playback these days and even the ones that were posted all the way back in 2005 aren't too shabby. The only issue I have is that they are very short, lasting about three to six minutes. However, they are jam-packed with action from start to finish.
There isn't any hardcore sex and you won't even see much nudity. Instead, each vid is like a mini shoot'em up crime or spy scene. The video section actually has the following statement: "Please note, these movies contain action scenes only. The bullets never find their targets, and no one ever comes to harm in the movies." However, just because no one actually gets shot does not mean that you won't hear gunshots, even if you'll never see any carnage. It's all in good and titillating fun.
There are also 447 photo sets that you can download in convenient Zip files or view in slideshows. The pictures are crisp and clear and look great. These British dames (that term seems appropriate given the site's theme) are really quite lovely. I appreciate that many of them have curvy figures. The photos mostly show gun-toting babes in poses without plotlines.
For me, there's just something sexy about seeing a pretty gal brandishing an assault rifle. It makes my libido race with just a trace of fear. It's powerful imagery warning me to proceed with caution. Even while undressing her with my eyes, I can't let my guard down, especially so I won't go over that three gigabyte daily download limit.
You get a new video each week, but you don't get any bonus sites unless you buy a more expensive multi-site membership. There is a members' forum and you can make requests for special scenes.
Lethal Lipstick has unique content presented in high-quality formats. You'll want to put your hands up when these authoritative chicks brandish their guns at you, but you might find that they're a little too busy.
|The Best Porn||Review||7/19/2009||82/100|
|Average Score: 82|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 447||Pics per set: 50||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1280x960||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 434+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 4 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: Yes
Windows (960x540; 2000k)
MPEG (320x240; 2250k)
Windows (960x540; 2000k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||VXS Billing|
Pros & Cons
-mostly good-quality videos
-zipped high-res photo sets
-daily download limit
-no bonus sites
10/18/2012- Stays at 75. -Chris
02/13/2012- From 81 to 75: Score adjusted to reflect current criteria. -Chris
07/05/2011- From 80 to 81: More content. -Chris
11/08/2010- Stays at 80. -Chris
06/08/2010- Stays at 80. -Chris
02/09/2010- Stays at 80. -Tuesday - Initial review: 7/15/2009