I have a very special relationship with classic porn, especially from the '70s. In fact, I used to have this alcoholic neighbor named Michelle and she was a very bored suburban housewife. So, while hubby was away at work she'd invite me and my friends over and give us our first taste of porn - and it was all from the age of Aquarius. I was delighted to see chicks like the lovely Erica Boyer on Xrated Classics.
As you can guess, none of the content on XratedClassics is exclusive, but that comes with the territory. What you get are some choice picks and a ton of pussy-tickler mustaches, wookie pussies, spandex and genuinely cheesy lines such as, "Oh my God that was great. I think I need a nap!" which is replied to with, "Actually, I think you need a nap-kin, hahaha!" I love it!
There are scenes taken from many films here and when all the scenes are totaled up, the count comes out to 1,043 scenes. The vids can all be downloaded as good-quality Windows Media files, though the image sharpness depends a lot on the studio and year of production. One thing you can count on, though, is the great corny music that made this porn era what it is.
The first time we were here all that was available in terms of pictures were vid caps, but that has changed. There are now 193 sets of photos. They all seem to feature huge-breasted beauties. Most actually look pretty crisp and they can be downloaded in Zip files, with an average of about 60 photos in each set.
If you're as much of a classic-porn hound as I am, you'll be very happy to know that you get access to seven vintage porn bonus sites. These include Little Oral Annie Collection, Linda Lovelace Collection, Ginger Lynn Collection and Male Legends. There used to be some video feeds to enjoy as well, but they no longer seem to be available.
What else is there to say? Xrated Classics hits the mark in terms of volume and selection. It's only adding new content every two weeks, but updates consist of multiple scenes. This site easily makes it the top of the list if you're looking for some prime vintage hardcore fucking and sucking.
|$3.95/2 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 193||Pics per set: 60||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 1043+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 15 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1500k)
Flash (600x460; N/A; streaming)
Pros & Cons
-zipped photo sets
-only windows media downloads
11/04/2010- Stays at 72. -Chris
03/28/2010- From 71 to 72: More frequent updates. -Charlie - Initial review: 5/26/2009