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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
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Tits Burger is kind of a weird name unless you think about it for a second or two. Then when you realize that the meat is hard man beef and the buns are two big boobs, it makes perfect sense. I wouldn't describe the action as being limited to tit fucking, which is just a small part of what you'll see. At any rate, you'll see some of the same scenes on other sites in the network.

TitsBurger has 28 videos to download in QuickTime and Windows Media formats. The downloadable files can vary in quality a little bit, but the most recent ones are high-def and look sensational. It's good that there are clips as well as full-length versions, because the movies are usually somewhere around the half-hour mark. One is even well over an hour long, so you can imagine the size of that full-length file.

You can also stream the flicks in Flash, so if you're too impatient to wait, it's a great way to preview a video quickly. Many of the vids have some sort of reality premise. Even if some of the gals aren't pornstars, they look the part despite being amateurs. I appreciate seeing some real breasts in the mix. Some of the chicks have implants, but I didn't notice any bad boobjobs at least.

You can check out 27 photo galleries with all the features you could want. There's an automatic slideshow and you can download them in Zip files. For the most part, the photos are medium-res, but sometimes you'll find a few that are high-res. You will also find sets of vid caps and they too can be downloaded in Zip files.

I like the photo shoots because they show some solo posing that you won't see in the videos. The models wear some sexy outfits that really show off great cleavage before they strip down to their red-hot naked bods. Many times, the ladies oil up their chests for the camera, so those glistening boobies seem to just beg you to rub yourself all over them.

The website appears to have stopped updating, so it's a good thing you get full access to more than a dozen bonus sites across the Nerd Pass network. Ass Delivery, Viva La Bus, 18 With Proof, See Me In Public and Facial Special are just a few of the extra sites. The site even has a link to its own radio station.

Tits Burger doesn't offer all that much content and it's unclear when or if it will be adding new material, so you you might not need to check it out for more than a month or two. If you're interested in the extras, you'll definitely want to hang around for longer than that.

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  • Comment by: JohnBone

    Score: 100% Date: 06/09/2009

    As far as i've noticed the site is loaded with HQ pictures and more important the content is 100% exclusive - Yes they do have some bonus content in the members area but that's just extra footage and pics, only for existing members.