Meat Swords

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Morris McCarthy 

By: Morris McCarthy
Number of Reviews: 114
Average Score: 62

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Why does sex always have to be based on emotions? Be it love or caring deeply, far too often fornication has something to do with attachment. Booooring! Let's add a little zest to our favourite pastime. Let's make sex about play fighting that involves weapons. Now that's fucking exciting! While we're at it, let's make those weapons Meat Swords and let the games begin!

MeatSwords are not harmful, barring the errant cumshot that makes its way into an unsuspecting eye. What you get on this site is a lot of straight-up hardcore. In some cases, the action is not so straight and what we get are lesbians getting it on. Seeing as how this is supposed to revolve around flesh-spikes throttling away on a female orifice, those videos are out of place.

What cock-inclusive action you do find in the 134 videos is pretty hot. Do you like seeing your gals getting the standard poke in the pink? You get that. Are you into sword swallowing? Count on some of that too. How about some good old exploding ass action? It's all yours. You'll also love seeing a delicate French Canadian newbie learn to speak cock, since she can't speak English.

You can download all the action in good-quality AVIfiles. They advertise DVD-quality movies. I'm not sure what kind of DVDs these people buy, but they're not even close to what you might expect. Sure, the bit rates are good, but the footage tends to be blurry on some of them. 

This site is devoid of photos. There are only vid caps and you will have to settle for that. It's too bad, too, because I really like Devin Deray and would have really enjoyed seeing actual pictures accompanying her video.

The hardcore action is not limited to this site. Members also get full access to six other sites, including The ATM Machine, All Rough Sex and Ass Inspector. If there were no bonus sites, I'd suggest you pass on this one, because there are no recent updates and the only thing that has changed since our last visit are the broken vid caps.

Overall, Meat Swords delivers some decent, nonexclusive hardcore videos. However, there are things that could improve here, like updates, actual photos and the doubling of some links.

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