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Morris McCarthy

By: Morris McCarthy
Number of Reviews: 130
Average Score: 63

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If there is one thing the United Kingdom is well known for aside from its - ahem - totally awesome cuisine and Monty Python, it's the endless successions of rain throughout the fall and winter. This rain is, of course, accompanied by much gray and makes for a very sour mood. Fortunately, in London Towers we have a safer, far more organic alternative that has the kind of looks and curves that will arouse some physical reprieve.

LondonTowers is what her name implies: a long-bodied babe out of London, England. This hottie also stands apart from her fellow birds by always sporting a tan to go with her light blonde hair. She is also very open in spirit. London doesn't shy away from indulging in some edgy action, either. You can forget about the old saying, "No sex please, we're British."

Some of you who immediately develop a fancy for this tattooed MILF might be somewhat let down to learn that she only appears in four videos and that only three of them even work. They're quite short and not really much to write home about. They can be saved as Windows Media files and offer average-quality playback. One of the videos is just shots of houses and boats. Another one shows London sitting in a guy's lap. The one other vid has her getting fucked and sucking dick, but it's only two minutes long.

There are 74 photo sets, but there are numerous sets that look to have been split up and redistributed into many galleries. These pictures look good, for the most part, and it looks like a couple of sets come with high-res images. Some depict London getting right royally fucked and giving head while others see her trying on new get-ups for the camera and posing with lady friends. There aren't any Zip files.

You also get full access to more than 30 other websites from the Porn Nerd Network. Taste Chardonnay, Sexxy Brandon, Alabama Slammer and Angelehsa are the names of some of the other sites that you're welcome to visit. These are probably going to come in really handy because London has stopped updating. The London Towers website is disappointing in many ways and there's nothing to suggest that it's going to improve.

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