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By: Dylan Taylor
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With a name like Handjob Newbie, one expects two things: sexy nubile babes without much experience in the porn biz and then the aforementioned hotties tugging on a cock until it explodes. On this site, both expectations are met and then some.

After a little striptease and masturbation, these sexy HandjobNewbie babes get right to work on the lucky dude's stiff rod and don't stop until he blows his load on their pretty faces. They don't mind using a bit of tongue to increase the experience or even throw some titty-fucking into the mix, but, above all, it's their hands that do most of the work.

There are 10 videos and accompanying picture sets currently available. The scenes run on average 10 minutes each and are shot POV-style and set to music. That isn't much content to begin with and the site hasn't added anything new in over a year, so it seems safe to say that's all the rub and tugs you'll ever get.

At least your membership gives you access to over 70 bonus sites, like Deep Throat Newbies and Swallow Newbies. They're all hardcore in nature and some are even in the handjob category, but others are as varied thematically as Amateur Big Naturals, Pain Becomes Pleasure and Strapon Fuckers. You can also get special deals on access to other groups of sites.

What is available can be downloaded as complete scenes or in parts. The full scenes come as four different Windows Media options. The first two dubbed "ultra" and "super" give you HD videos, while the others are of lower quality. Those might still come in handy though, because the high-def files can take quite a while to download.

The photo sets feature beautiful high-res images and contain about 100 pics each. They can be viewed online or downloaded as Zip files, which is fortunate given the size and quantity of the individual images.

The site looks nice graphically and is well organized. You can search by performer, which is a little excessive considering there's such a low amount of content, but it's still a nice gesture. You also get a nicely displayed listing of all of the particular babe's download options. The latest updates are on the homepage, although that would be even nicer if there were any happening.

While Handjob Newbie delivers in terms of theme and video and photo quality, it lacks in quantity and doesn't show any indication that the situation will be remedied any time soon. The only way you can get your money's worth here is if you like bonus content as much as you love superb-quality handjob scenes.

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  • Comment by: Mark P.

    Score: 55% Date: 04/06/2009

    This site never updates. The content is ok but there are much better sites that focus on handjobs than this one. I would not waste my time here.