Calling a porn site Naked Movie seemed pretty redundant at first. I mean, isn't that pretty much expected with porn? Sure there are softcore and fetish exceptions, but generally don't we all assume that we are getting naked movies when we decide to watch adult fare? The thing about this site, though, is that the "movie" part is just as important to the content as the "naked" part.
NakedMovie takes us back to a classic porn genre: the Hollywood film remake with a porn twist. We have the double feature of two Star Trix (Star Trek) movies, Farold and Fubar (Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay), The Nut Busters (Ghostbusters) and Pop Gun (Top Gun). And the productions are actually done quite well.
From the porn names to the storylines, these movies capture the essence of the films they are poking fun at and also throw in a few hot poking scenes, which makes for a good 20 to 60 minutes of skin-flick fun with lots of lighthearted shtick thrown in for good measure.
The bad news is that there are only five movies available and it seems that the curtains may have been permanently drawn because that's actually one less than we found over a year and a half ago. This is even more of a downer when you consider that the videos give you good-quality playback.
The five picture sets do a good job too and you'll find yourself having a hard time resisting the urge to make a pic of Captain Kirk boning a green babe as your desktop background. Each set can be downloaded in a Zip file, so there's no reason not to.
At least your membership provides you with access to nine other Muffia sites and each one is filled with exclusive content. Plus, there are some pretty original concepts. Its Real, My Sexy Life and Cum Fu are just a few of the collections you can explore.
Just keep in mind that if you click in the wrong place, you might find it very tricky to get back to the Naked Movies content, because it no longer seems to be actively promoted as part of the standard network. Despite being tiny I think the site has flicks worth checking out, even if you might not stick around too long.
|By: A.K. Anderson|
|Number of Reviews: 1450|
|Average Score: 64.6|
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|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 5+||Pics per set: 250||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 800x600||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 5+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 40 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
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MP4 (768x432; 1437k)
Pros & Cons
-zipped photo sets
-very small collection
-pics aren't high-res