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A sitename is a great way to imply that your webspace has everything a surfer might want. Using words like "total" and "complete" accompanied by the main thing you're offering is a good way to do that. Absolute Vids follows this principle, but the question at hand is does it live up to its marketing?

Getting around the site isn't difficult and the design is attractive. You'll see hardcore sex, lesbian action and masturbation scenes. You can sort the episodes by most recent and top rated and if you spot something that really turns you on, you can easily save it to a favorites section, so you don't have to hunt for it the next time you sign in.

There are 187 videos and you can stream them in Flash. The problem is that you can only save 15 of them in a month's time. If you join for multiple months, you'll get 15 new downloads every 30 days that you're a member. Just be aware that you'll lose them if you don't use them. If you stay a member for over a year, your monthly download allowance is raised to 50 videos. At least they can be saved in an HD MP4 file.

Each scene also has an accompanying set of pictures. These 187 photo galleries contain nice-looking pics and some are high-res (then again, some also look like vid caps). The galleries can get up to almost 300 images, so those Zip downloads are very appreciated.

The price is standard considering the amount of content and its quality, but the overall value is increased by the fact that you get access to a number of bonus sites from the Pink Visual Pass network, like Housewife Bangers, Bubble Butts Galore and Her First Lesbian Sex. There are also plenty of video feeds.

The extra sites come in handy since the site seems to only be rotating their material. The content amounts have risen and decreased in past visits, but you never seem to get anything that's really new. You should also be made aware that the porn is shared across the network. Absolute Vids has a few things going for it, but I'm not in love with the fact that they rotate content or that my downloads are limited.

Number of Reviews: 145
Average Score: 62.9

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Limited Trial $1.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95
$29.95/30 days
$69.95/90 days
$94.00/365 days
Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked
Pic sets: 187+ Pics per set: 223 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 1024x768 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 187+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 25 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: Yes
(Monthly, 15 videos)
Video Formats: MP4 (1280x720; 3100k)
Flash (720x400; N/A; streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): Epoch, CCBill
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Pros & Cons
pros -high-def videos
-bonus content
-zipped photo sets
cons -some network-shared material
-rotating content
-download limit
Main Category: Hardcore Porn
Updated on: 2/16/2014 02/16/2014- Stays at 64. -April
06/16/2012- From 75 to 64: Scores adjusted to new criteria and rotating content. -April
03/24/2011- From 78 to 75: Updating less frequently. -Chris
12/07/2010- From 75 to 78: Updating resumed. -April
02/24/2010- From 77 to 75: Content network-exclusive, updates discontinued and amount declined. -Tuesday
06/25/2009- From 77 to 76: Quality improved, but updates are very sporatic. -Chris
- Initial review: 12/23/2008
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