Poolside Giovanni

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Dylan Taylor 

By: Dylan Taylor
Number of Reviews: 112
Average Score: 63

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Poolside Giovanni is a site devoted to a really hot brunette with a great body. The action is softcore with plenty of boobs, but no pussy, even when Giovanni takes a shower with her friend.

The scenes follow her as she sunbathes by her swimming pool, goes for a dip, changes clothes and sometimes just lies around on her bed. She invites her equally hot friends over to join her and even gets to play a game of the other type of pool in just her panties.

The choice to give PoolsideGiovanni its own soundtrack, courtesy of recording artist Jixer, is a nice departure from typical porn music and an interesting cross-promotion, but it does seem a bit out of place. While I'm sure that topless billiards doesn't happen that often in real life, this site does make you feel like you're watching her hangin' at home on her day off rather than modelling for a porn site, which I believe is intentional. A soundtrack reminds the viewer that it's staged.

The site is really nice to look at and the organization is decent, so you won't have any trouble finding her content. Of course, the fact that there isn't all that much to begin with makes finding it that much easier. To date, there are 13 videos and 20 sets of pictures.

The vids can all be downloaded as Windows Media files, but before you get too excited you should know that they merely offer below average playback. The pics look a little better, but they aren't high-res. Another disappointing thing about the pictures is that you can't save them in Zip files. That means that you'll have to download the ones you like one image at a time.

With a relatively small amout of content, you won't be kept occupied for all that long. To make matters worse, nothing has been added in quite some time and it doesn't look like there's anything forthcoming. And while there are no bonus sites to take the sting off, there are 2,000 videos feeds in various niches that help a little.

You need to be completely in love with Giovanni to enjoy her site. Otherwise, Poolside Giovanni's flaws are just too glaring to ignore.

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