If you watch a lot of porn, then you've probably seen some very large-sized toys, some even verging on the ridiculously huge. Watching horny babes trying to wiggle them inside tight pussies can be hot. However, watching them easily slide into mature holes is a little different, mainly because older pussies have had a lot more practice loosening up for big cocks.
On Bizarre Mature Dildo, you can witness some extreme penetrations firsthand. Although, to be honest, many of them don't get much of the dildo inside them. All the women are from countries in Europe, like the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany. They range in age from 35 to 55 and you'll see a variety of shapes and sizes, from homely BBWs to skinny babes and from big, saggy boobs to perky handfuls. There's definitely a grandma or two in the mix.
What they all have in common is a need for something bigger and thicker than a pencil-dick. You'll get each woman's age, name and a bunch of preview thumbnails. All the scenes are solo and a similarly sized black dildo is used.
There are 31 episodes of mature self-pleasuring action here. Choose from a great-quality Windows Media file or get your mature dildo fix in an MP4 format for mobile devices. All the videos offer a streaming version as well and they play in an embedded Flash player. Each episode comes with a set of high-res pics that can be saved in a Zip folder. The images they have online are viewable in three sizes.
Navigation is simple enough. You start on one shared network homepage and use a dropdown menu to find your way to the site you're looking for. Once there, you'll see thumbnails representing each scene. Your membership includes all those other sites and there are 23 in all from Mature Mega Pass, like Bizarre Mature Sex, Outdoor Mature and I Love Mature, so there's plenty more older-lady fun to be had.
However, the monthly fee is very expensive and there hasn't been an update in a very long time (since 2007). Bizarre Mature Dildo just doesn't have enough going for it to justify the extremely high price tag.
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 31+||Pics per set: 60||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 31+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 30 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
MP4 (320x240; 774k)
Flash (720x528; 4500k; streaming)
Windows (720x528; 4500k)
|Independent Biller(s):||VXS Billing|
Pros & Cons
-zipped high-res photo sets
-very expensive membership
-no keyword tags