Many of us have considered making our own porno flicks at one point or another, but the Porn Loser is a guy who actually had the balls to do it. Armed with just a camera, a bit of cash and a dream, he began banging chicks on camera and discovered that there's more to directing porn than he ever imagined.
The PornLoser website purports to offer "the most amateur porn ever filmed" and smut that's "so bad, it's good." While the aesthetic values aren't as high as they could be, these aren't completely amateur productions either. Despite the use of multiple cameras and sometimes some fairly well-known pornstars, the site does a pretty good job of maintaining the illusion that it's trying to portray.
There are very few scenes on the site and each one of them starts off with a brief interview in which we find out things like where the models are from and why they decided to get into porn. After answering a few questions, the chicks disrobe and soon find themselves sucking dick. After a little blowjob work, the babes get fucked until it's time for the stud to finish in their mouths.
Those of you wishing to watch the hardcore action for yourselves will be pleased to know that you get several download options. You can save the 15 videos as either full-length scenes or as clips and you can download them in a good-quality Windows Media format. The are MP4 Files compatible with mobile devices offered, so you can take this hardcore action wherever you go. You can also stream the vids in Flash format on the site itself if you so desire.
In addition to the videos, there are nine sets of high-res pictures for your viewing pleasure. You can choose to view the galleries in slideshows and download them in Zip files too. Although all the movies are hardcore, the pictorials are not. They feature the same hotties, but only show them stripping and posing.
As far as extras go, there are 11 bonus vids that you can both download and stream. The dates on the website suggest that the collection updates weekly, but the site isn't getting any bigger. It seems that the content is just being rotated at this point.
The website does have some things going for it, but Porn Loser is just too small to really be worth your time or money. It would be easy to recommend if only it had a little more to offer.
$19.99/30 days (Reg. $
|Limited Trial $2.99/3 days, rebills at $29.99|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 9||Pics per set: 55||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 15+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 12 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1480k)
Flash (640x480; N/A; streaming)
MP4 (640x480; 851k)
|Independent Biller(s):||DHD Media, SegPay|
Pros & Cons
-zipped photo sets
-no bonus sites
10/28/2011- From 66 to 64: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
03/07/2011- Stays at 66. -Wayne
11/27/2010- Stays at 66. -Wayne
05/26/2010- From 73 to 66: Amount score adjusted to reflect current criteria. Discontinued updates. -Chris
08/24/2009- From 78 to 73: Scores adjusted to current standards. -Morris - Initial review: 11/4/2008