Many of us have considered making our own porno flicks at one point or another, but the Porn Loser is a guy who actually had the balls to do it. Armed with just a camera, a bit of cash and a dream, he began banging chicks on camera and discovered that there's more to directing porn than he ever imagined.
The PornLoser website purports to offer "the most amateur porn ever filmed" and smut that's "so bad, it's good." While the aesthetic values aren't as high as they could be, these aren't completely amateur productions either. Despite the use of multiple cameras and sometimes some fairly well-known pornstars, the site does a pretty good job of maintaining the illusion that it's trying to portray.
There are 16 scenes on the site and each one starts off with a brief interview in which we find out where the model is from and why she decided to get into porn. After answering a few questions, the chick disrobes and soon finds herself sucking dick. After a little blowjob work, the babe gets fucked until it's time for the stud to finish in her mouth.
Those of you wishing to watch the hardcore action for yourselves will be pleased to know that you get several download options. You can save the videos as either full-length files or as clips and you can download them in a good-quality Windows Media format. The are also MP4 files compatible with mobile devices, so you can take this hardcore action wherever you go. You can also stream the vids in Flash.
In addition to the videos, there are also 10 sets of high-res pictures for your viewing pleasure. You can choose to view the galleries in a slideshow and download them in Zip files. Although all the movies are hardcore, the pictorials are not. They feature the same hotties, but only show them stripping and posing.
As far as extras go, there are 11 bonus vids and three bonus sites, including Naughty Mag. The dates on the website suggest that the collection updates weekly, but the site isn't getting any bigger. It seems that the content is just being rotated at this point. So, in the end, Porn Loser is just too small to be worth your time or money.
|By: Chris Parker|
|Number of Reviews: 1165|
|Average Score: 64.3|
$19.99/30 days (Reg. $
|Limited Trial $2.99/3 days, rebills at $29.99|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 10+||Pics per set: 55||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 16+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 12 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1480k)
Flash (640x480; N/A; streaming)
MP4 (640x480; 851k)
|Independent Biller(s):||DHD Media, SegPay|
Pros & Cons
-zipped high-res photo sets
-can't post comments
05/18/2012- From 64 to 63: There's less content now. -Chris
10/28/2011- From 66 to 64: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
03/07/2011- Stays at 66. -Wayne
11/27/2010- Stays at 66. -Wayne
05/26/2010- From 73 to 66: Amount score adjusted to reflect current criteria. Discontinued updates. -Chris
08/24/2009- From 78 to 73: Scores adjusted to current standards. -Morris - Initial review: 11/4/2008