What we have here are some Old Man Tales about old men getting tail. And not the old-lady kind, either. These mature dudes get their hands on and dicks in some sweet nubile pussy.
The OldManTales niche is well represented by the performers in the 18 videos and 78 photo sets. These guys are definitely past their prime and these chicks are only a few years past their 18th birthdays. However, the scenes aren't really as enticing as the babes.
They are all set up with some kind of basic scenario that leads to the action. For example, a man walks in on the sexy maid cleaning his room, a guy finds some half-naked chick using a dildo on herself on the couch, etc. The Windows Media files offer good-quality playback and come in clips.
The odd thing is that in many of the scenes I checked out, they are acted without dialogue as if they are in a silent movie and the acting is really bad. Looking right at the camera is something I saw, as well as some really bad editing. However, worst of all was the lack of actual fucking and cumshots.
Sure, these old men act like they are fucking these hot babes. However, it is pretty obvious that their limp dicks aren't sliding in and out of anything as they bounce and make faces with their hips right up against the chick's body. We have all watched enough softcore late-night B-movies to know when the sex is real and when it isn't. Sometimes you do see the penetration, though.
While the dates make it look like they are updating multiple times per week, what they are actually doing is either rotating their content or just changing the dates associated with their material. It is the same stuff on the site all the time and there never seems to be anything new.
Your membership gets you access to the other 11 bonus sites that make up the Access Matures network. These are filled with old man and old woman action, but the rotating content issue is similar throughout the network. Shocking Matures, Like Matures and Lick Matures are some of them.
Old Man Tales is a site that just doesn't have enough videos or actual fucking to make it worth your while. There are better sites of this kind kind out there.
|$7.95/3 days, rebills at $34.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 78+||Pics per set: 75||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 18+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 12 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (512x384; 1010k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, SegPay|
Pros & Cons
-no full-length videos
-poor production and setups
01/20/2010- From 65 to 64: Amount score changed to match current criteria. -Tuesday
06/08/2009- From 72 to 65: Rotating content, not updating. -Peacock - Initial review: 10/24/2008