This site is scored on its photo content—not videos!
I know what a caption is and I know what a sissy is. Putting these two together got me curious as to what I was in for with this review. Now that I see what Sissy Captions has to offer, I'm impressed with its originality and the concept is very different from anything I've seen.
Basically, SissyCaptions is a photo site, although they do have some videos. Each photo has writing on it by a specific author. Sometimes the caption is just a bubble of text, other times it's a short story. The theme, of course, is sissified males who need to learn who's boss. However, the site seems to confuse that word at times.
A sissy is an effeminate male and is used in fetish play to humiliate a man. Male genitals will take on female words, like sissy pussy (asshole) and sissy clit (dick). A female cannot be a sissy, but the authors use that word in some pictures where a chick is sucking a guy's dick or has cum on her, calling her "a good little sissy." Now, when it's a transsexual in the pic, it works, but I just can't swallow using it on a female.
Other than that the authors do a great job with the captions. The site is still moving to WordPress, so their newer content and their archives are in two different sections, but they're not hard to find. Captions added since May 2012 can be found in the main members' area and you can follow a link from the menu bar to find the rest of the collection, which dates back to 2006. The old site is very unattractive and navigation is poor, so until the entire site has moved to the new location I can't see giving it navigation or design points.
There are about 660 caption sets. They're organized by year and can be sorted by author, date or title. You can also seek out either individual captions or a series for the newer ones. The pics are very clear and some are exclusive to the site, while others come from different Femdom sites. In them, sissies learn how to behave properly and how to please their Mistresses. There aren't any Zip files.
There are only 30 videos and most last less than a minute, but they play in great-quality QuickTime or good-quality Windows Media files. A sexy chick is either in some sort of setting, like a bedroom, or just standing there against a backdrop, telling the sissy how he should be treated and what's in store for him, like learning to take that 8" dildo up his sissy pussy.
There are no bonuses on Sissy Captions, but you get a BDSM story and some short audio clips. New captions are posted every two to three days and there's plenty of content to keep your eyes glued to the screen. If this type of site appeals to you, then I recommend trying it out.
|By: Zoe Roark|
|Number of Reviews: 195|
|Average Score: 67.5|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 660+||Pics per set: 7||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 800x600||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 30+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 1 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1900k)
MOV (960x540; 4015k)
|Independent Biller(s):||NetBilling, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-mostly exclusive content
-design and navigation issues
-no bonus sites
-no advanced search
05/24/2013- From 66 to 64: Usability score adjusted. -A.K.
10/09/2012- From 75 to 66: Scores adjusted to current criteria. -April
12/08/2010- From 74 to 75: More content. -April
04/24/2010- Stays at 74. -Chris
11/17/2009- From 75 to 74: Amount score now matches current criteria. -Penelope
03/31/2009- From 72 to 75: More content added. -Gator - Initial review: 8/18/2008