Pros and Cons
- frequent updates
- good-looking pictures
- mostly exclusive content
- no zipped photo sets
- no bonus sites
- no advanced search
I know what a caption is and I know what a sissy is. But putting these two together got me curious as to what I was in for with this review. Now that I see what Sissy Captions has to offer, I'm impressed with its originality and the concept is different from anything I've ever seen.
Basically, SissyCaptions is a photo site. Each photo has writing on it by a specific author. Sometimes the caption is just a bubble of text, other times it's a short story. The theme, of course, is sissified males who need to learn who's boss. However, the site seems to confuse that word at times.
A sissy is an effeminate male and is used in fetish play to humiliate a man. Male genitals will take on female words, like sissy pussy (asshole) and sissy clit (dick). A female cannot be a sissy, but the authors use that word sometimes in pictures where a chick's sucking a guy's dick or has cum on her, calling her "a good little sissy." Now, when there's a transsexual in the pic, it works, but I just can't swallow using it on a female. Other than that the authors do a great job with the captions.
Last time we were here they had just finished moving the site onto a WordPress platform, which gave it the look and feel of a blog. The captions are split up into sections and each appears as a link on the homepage, which is labeled by month, year and how many updates are inside the section. There's also a list of authors should you want to focus in on one person's work. You can also seek out either "individual captions" (standalone images) or "caption series" (several images telling a story).
There are 661 caption sets and the images are very clear. Some of them are exclusive to the site, while others come from different Femdom sites. In them, sissies learn how to behave properly and how to please their Mistresses. There aren't any Zip files, though.
They removed the videos that were here the last time. There weren't many of them, though. You also won't find the audio clips or erotic text-based stories anymore. I think there used to be a forum for members, but that's gone, too. There also aren't any bonus sites, but that isn't something that's changed. There never were any, not unless you sign up for a higher-priced membership when you join.
New captions are posted every two days and there's plenty of content to keep your eyes glued to the screen. Clearly there are other sites in the sissy niche that offer videos and even higher-quality photos, but Sissy Captions' concept is a style of porn you don't often see and its originality is what gives it its worth.