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Zoe Roark

By: Zoe Roark
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Average Score: 65

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There are many ways for a male submissive to learn how to be the best sub possible. He can find a Mistress, watch porn, or read magazines and books. Femdom Captions has a different approach when it comes to teaching them how to behave. The collection consists of photos with captions that depict the action rather than watching it live, although there are some videos.

For example, one of the pics on FemdomCaptions shows a beautiful woman in lingerie with a slightly sinister look in her eyes. The caption reads: "That's it? I've smoked joints thicker and longer than this!" The rest follow the same theme and the phrases get harsher and longer. The intent is to teach male slaves their lowly place using verbal humiliation. If you crave hearing it in person, there are a few audio clips that whisper sweet insults in your ear.

The content is organized like a blog and while it is tagged and you can filter the collection by date and by author, I couldn't figure out how to find the 42 videos besides going date by date and falling on them. They can be downloaded as good-quality Windows Media and QuickTime files.

At less than a minute each, longer scenes would be nice. And I suggest that the Dommes use cue cards, as some don't come across so tough when they trip on their words. However, I like that they talk directly to the camera. It makes you feel like you should get on your knees and start begging right then and there!

The meat of this site is, of course, the caption sets written by various authors. Some of the pics are exclusive to the site and others come from different Femdom collections. Also, I should note that they are still moving content over from the old version of the site to the new one. The new version looks much better than the old version.

I mention this for two reasons. The first is that until everything is moved over I can't give the site design or navigation points. And the second is that it makes counting all the content a little tricky. But I did my best and came up with about 880 caption sets. The images are all different sizes, but you'll find some that fit the high-res bill. There aren't any Zip files, though.

Most captions stand on their own, but some combine with others to tell a story. Put them together you get something kind of like a domination comic book. One shows a Mistress listing off rules that her slave must follow if he wants to be worthy of worshipping her. If you'd like to do some more reading, there are short stories in the library section.

Caption and story updates arrive about every two days, but a new video hasn't been added in a long time. Unfortunately, you can't access any bonus sites if you opt for the standard membership, so if you want to check out Cuckold Captions, Indecisive Captions or Sissy Captions, you'll have to pay more.

I think Femdom Captions is worth joining if this is the kind porn that thrills you. Updates get posted frequently, the captions are creative and there's a large collection of them. Check it out and see if you can pick up some tips that would make your Mistress proud. If you impress her enough, she might even reward you by being a little more tough with you.

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