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Initial review: 8/16/2008 - Updated on: 10/31/2009

Some definitions of the word "minion" include dainty, elegant, trim and pretty, but let me tell you that none of those words describe what you are going to see at The Minion. What words do describe this site? Well, how about these: The site features Sleazy D, a fat, hairy dude with a tiny manhood. He eats all the time and he gets hot ladies to blow and ride him (while he eats).

I have to say that this is the funniest porn site I have ever seen. I have never laughed so hard watching porn. Sleazy D is one funny dude who does so much talking about his meal and his life that by the time the chick makes an appearance he is often covered with food. You can check him out in 111 videos with great-quality playback. There's a choice between clips and full-length scenes.

The babes are obviously in on the joke and watching them almost laugh sometimes and then hearing the camera guy crack up makes it all the more funny. Eventually, the scenes get to the blowjobs and the hardcore sex. In the ones I watched, the guy could barely get hard or maintain an erection. The chicks did their best to make it happen, but I guess his little engine just couldn't.

If you want to see this sort of comical hardcore in detail, you can check out the 111 photo galleries. You'll see this obese fellow in all his glory in high-res images that you can download in Zip files. No matter how hot the gals are, it's hard to avert your eyes from this train wreck of a guy. He is so minimally endowed that sometimes he can't get it inside his lady friend's pussy. I should forward him the spam emails I get, so maybe he could find some help for his shortcomings.

Updates are weekly and membership gets you access to 15 bonus sites, including Blacks On Blondes, Spring Thomas and Watching My Mom Go Black. The network has a strong interracial focus.

I had a lot of fun with this site, but as far as the porn goes, all the Sleazy D chatting, the food, the mess, etc, overshadows it. Let's face it, he could almost block out the sun, but more power to him for getting to lay some of the hottest ladies out there.


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Main Category: Bizarre Porn
pros-some bonus sites aren't updating
-no streaming videos
-no portable video formats
cons-exclusive content
-great-quality videos
-bonus sites
A.K. Anderson's ProfileReviewed by: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1654
Average Score: 72

Price

$29.99/30 days
$59.99/90 days
Cross Sales: 1, unchecked

Content

Pic sets: 111+ (Pics per set: 90) Zip sets: YES - High Res Pics: YES
Number of movies: 111+ (average length: 20 mins)
Full length videos: YES - DRM protection: NO - Streaming: NO
Download Limits: NO - Condoms: Some
Video Formats:
Windows (640x480; 1500k)
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Support

Independent Biller(s):Epoch, CCbill
Customer Service: http://www.adultwebsitesupport.com/

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User Rating: 5/100 (total: 1 votes and 0 comments)
10/31/2009- From 78 to 82: More content, bonus sites. -A.K.
3/19/2009- From 77 to 78: More content. -Groundhog