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Updated on: 03/03/2015

Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1112
Average Score: 64

Since we last visited TheMinion...

  • There are 13 fewer movies, but you'll find more photo sets.
  • You won't find clips on the site anymore.

Full Review

Some definitions of the word "minion" include dainty, elegant, trim and pretty, but none of those words describe what you are going to see on The Minion. The site features Sleazy D, a fat, hairy dude with a tiny manhood. He eats all the time and he gets hot women to blow and ride him (while he eats).

I have to say that TheMinion is one of the funniest porn sites I've ever seen. I've never laughed so hard watching adult content. Sleazy D is one funny dude who does so much talking about his meal and his life that by the time the chick makes an appearance he's often covered with food.

You can check him out in 160 videos. They can all be streamed in an embedded player and downloaded in multiple MP4 and Windows Media formats. There are always a couple of great-quality download options. At one point the movies could be enjoyed as clips too, but these days they're nowhere to be found.

The babes are obviously in on the joke and watching them try not to laugh sometimes and then hearing the cameraman crack up makes it all the more funny. Eventually, the scenes get to the blowjobs and sex. In the ones I watched, the guy could barely get hard or maintain an erection. The chicks did their best to make it happen, but I guess his little engine just couldn't.

If you want to see this sort of comical hardcore in detail, you can check out the 126 photo galleries. You'll see this obese fellow in all his glory in high-res images that you can download in Zip files. No matter how hot the gals are, it's hard to avert your eyes from this train-wreck of a man. He's so minimally endowed that sometimes he can't get it inside his lady friend's pussy.

You can only expect new content about once a month, but a membership gets you access to the other sites in the Dogfart Network, including Blacks On Blondes, Spring Thomas and Watching My Mom Go Black. The network has a strong interracial focus.

I had a lot of fun with The Minion, but as far as the porn goes, all the Sleazy D chatting, the food, the mess, etc., overshadows it. Let's face it, he could almost block out the sun, but more power to him for getting to lay some of the hottest chicks out there.


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  • Comment by: milton

    Score: 99% Date: 08/23/2011

    Irony, is the word for this site [the minion], How this fella get this hot girls. I don't know man, because $ might be not enough, believe me. He is the living proof that the real loser is ME. I got a quite good dick, I'm good looking, and I hardly can drop a hottie, fuck, fuck you minion, can't say you're my idol,