Pros and Cons
- mostly good-quality videos
- exclusive content
- access to entire network of sites
- stopped updating
- can't leave comments
- no keyword tags
No, this is not some politically incorrect site where chicks dressed as nuns and dudes dressed as priests engage in some hardcore sex. Rather, Holey Fuck refers to the shock on the chicks' faces when they see a cock come through a hole in the bathroom stall. And then there is the "hole" in "holey," which makes this quite a good sitename.
Yup, what we have on HoleyFuck is gloryhole porn, pure and simple. The scenes start outside a gas station where you see a chick get the bathroom key and walk around to the side of the building to unlock the door. Then you see her entering a stall that is probably not the one from the gas station (unless that station is set up to take gloryhole traffic).
After the model plays with herself for a bit (in one scene she happens to find a porno mag on the floor and in another she has a vibrator in her pocket that she uses), a cock slides through the hole and after some shocked over-acting, our starlet goes to town sucking and usually fucking it. The scenes end with a cumload in and on the mouth. Then the cock goes away and the babe gets dressed and heads out.
There are 77 videos to stream and download in a mostly good-quality Windows Media format. There are four movies that are excellent in quality that they started adding in November 2012. They came after a long gap without any updates (since 2010). However, we've gone without any new additions since January 2013. You can also check out 77 sets of high-res pics and download them in Zip files.
While the chicks are sexy, I did find the scenes kind of repetitive, especially since they are all done in near silence (except for some moaning and the requisite gasp when the cock makes its first appearance). Still, they're enjoyable all the same.
A membership comes with 12 bonus sites from the Pack Of Porn network, including Anal Petite, Creamed On Glasses and UK Roadtrips. These are of the same quality and they add a lot of variety and value to a membership. Holey Fuck is a pretty good deal, but keep in mind that you will not be getting any more material.