No, this is not some politically incorrect site where chicks dressed as nuns and dudes dressed as priests engage in some hardcore sex. Rather, Holey Fuck refers to the shock on the chicks' faces when they see a cock come through a hole in the bathroom stall. And then there is the "hole" in "holey," which makes this quite a good sitename.
Yup, what we have on HoleyFuck is gloryhole porn, pure and simple. The scenes start outside a gas station where you see a chick get the bathroom key and walk around to the side of the building to unlock the door. Then you see her entering a stall that is probably not the one from the gas station (unless that station is set up to take glory hole traffic).
After the model plays with herself for a bit (in one scene she happens to find a porno mag on the floor and in another she has a vibrator in her pocket that she uses), a cock slides through the hole and after some shocked over-acting, our starlet goes to town sucking and usually fucking it. The scenes end with a cumload in and on the mouth. Then the cock goes away and the babe gets dressed and heads out.
There are 77 episodes. Each comes with a set of high-res pics and a video that can be downloaded in a good-quality Windows Media format. You can also stream them in a good-looking Silverlight player. There are four movies that are excellent in quality that they started adding in November 2012. They came after a long gap without any updates (since 2010). However, we've gone without any new additions since January 2013.
While the chicks are sexy, I did find the scenes kind of repetitive, especially since they are all done in near silence (except for some moaning and the requisite gasp when the cock makes its first appearance). Still, they're enjoyable all the same.
A membership comes with 13 bonus sites from the Pack Of Porn network, including Anal Petite, Creamed On Glasses and UK Roadtrips. These are of the same quality and they add a lot of variety and value to a membership. Holey Fuck is a pretty good deal, but keep in mind that you will not be getting any more material.
|By: A.K. Anderson|
|Number of Reviews: 1449|
|Average Score: 64.6|
$20.00/30 days (Reg. $
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 77+||Pics per set: 100||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1600x1200||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 77+||HD Porn: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (720x576; 1980k)
Windows (720x576; 5000k)
Windows (720x576; 5000k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||VXS Billing|
Pros & Cons
-mostly good-quality videos
-can't leave comments
-no keyword tags
06/25/2013- From 69 to 66: No recent updates. -Will
12/14/2012- Stays at 69. -April
05/24/2012- From 72 to 69: Usability score adjustment. -A.K.
10/16/2011- From 76 to 72: Scores adjusted to reflect current criteria. -Chris
04/06/2011- Stays at 76. -Chris
09/16/2010- From 79 to 76: No recent updates. -A.K.
02/08/2010- Stays at 79. -Charlie
06/19/2009- From 73 to 79: Quality and amount improved. -Giraffe - Initial review: 8/11/2008