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Totally Brunette Video


Totally Brunette brings you reams and reams of the brown-haired beauties of your dreams. Admittedly, the content isn't exclusive and there are more pics than there are flicks, but hey, nobody promised you total perfection, even if the smoldering eyes and dark tresses of these brunettes are close to perfect in my mind.

Give me a lady with dark hair any day over one of those bottle blondes with fried split ends. There's just something more alluring in my mind when a chick doesn't have to fake her follicles into straw in order to spin out pure pornographic gold. TotallyBrunette doesn't just give you one kind of precious porn either. These dark-haired dames try out everything from solo masturbation to lesbian loving to straight anal.

There are 250 videos and though there are lots of HD flicks, you're more likely to encounter movies that offer good-quality playback. I was happy that my fave happened to be one of the HD vids and it starred a nubile babe named Nikita. She has sex with three men and so it's quite impressive to see her double penetrated while sucking the third guy's cock. She's got a pole in every hole!

The site's 67 photo sets can be downloaded in Zip files and come in two sections. You'll find hardcore spreads and also pic sets that come with images that show babes posing, playing with toys and also uing their fingers to get themselves off. You're going to find some high-res sets, but even the ones that aren't quite that high in quality, still look good. It helps of course that all the models are super beautiful, even if you'll see some dated looking shoots with big hair and heavy '80s makeup.

There are 10 bonus sites, including Anime Fresh, Erotic Wifes, Euro Sex Nation, Erotic Asians and Erotic Comix. You will notice some overlapping content among the bonuses and even some of the same scenes you find on the main site are repeated elsewhere. However, there's a bigger issue affecting these other sites and even the one being reviewed here.

It seems that this network rotates content, so even if you find a website that seems to be updating often, there's a high likelihood that it's merely reposting scenes that were temporarily taken down. This fact definitely hurts Totally Brunette and so does the fact that the cost of a membership is a little high. Still, the website offers enough high-quality content that you may want to give it a look even though it has some problems.

Number of Reviews: 1489
Average Score: 63.9

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$34.95/30 days
$59.95/90 days
Cross Sales: No
Pic sets: 67+ Pics per set: 100 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 1280x960 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 250+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 18 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
Video Formats: Windows (1280x720; 6280k)
Windows (1280x720; 4250k; streaming)
MP4 (1280x720; 2010k)
Windows (640x360; 1700k)
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Pros & Cons
pros -many high-def videos
-zipped photo sets
-bonus sites
cons -nonexclusive content
-a little pricey
-rotating content
Main Category: Hardcore Porn
Updated on: 4/24/2014 04/24/2014- From 60 to 54: Usability score adjusted and less content. -Chris
06/18/2012- From 68 to 60: Score adjusted to new criteria. -Chris
02/03/2011- Stays at 68. -A.K.
08/22/2010- From 74 to 68: Rotating content. -Will
01/30/2010- Stays at 74. -Tuesday
05/03/2009- From 71 to 74: More picture sets, criteria adjustments. -Peacock
- Initial review: 8/4/2008
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