Fucking Machines Review

Get Drilled with Fucking Machines

On Fucking Machines, technology meets erotica. This concept might not seem like such a revolutionary idea these days. After all, you can go to a sex shop and purchase various standalone penetration devices. But when this fetish porn site launched in 2004, it was one of the only places where you could see girls ride Sybians. 

What Are You Getting?

All told, Fucking Machines offers 1206 videos for you to stream and download. Most are available in 720p resolution, but the seven newest scenes have a Full HD version. You get a few resolutions to choose from and they don't impose any download limits on you.

You'll see several devices in use. Magic wands, vibrators, dildos, thruster machines, and Sybians are all deployed in various ways. Some girls even double-stuff themselves. And, as this is a Kink.com site, you'll also see a fair amount of bondage equipment, like ropes, cuffs, restraints, labia spreaders, and clamps. Although there to increase the girl's pleasure, they also do a more practical job of keeping them in place so that the machines can do their work.

And don't let the distorted faces, gasping breaths, and guttural cries deceive you. Whether you're watching vets like Yhivi and Cadence Lux or innocent yet curious girls like Nikki Peach or Lily LaBeau, these performers are having the time of their lives. Do yourself a favor and turn up the volume to immerse yourself in these over-the-top pleasure parties.

Members also get access to the entire network. All the sites explore kinky themes, including Everything Butt, Hardcore Gangbang, and Public Disgrace. They also have a vast selection of bonus videos from their partners, like Pornstar Platinum, Evolved Fights, and Spizoo, among others. There's almost no end to the kinky action on this porn network.

What Works?

The site's distinctive red and black color scheme primes you from when you log in. You have all the standard navigation tools, including sorting options and advanced filters. Use the search engine to find performers, channels, and titles, giving you suggestions as you type. Comments, ratings, and favorites are also available.

Depending on which profiles you check out in the model index, you'll get a very different experience. Some girls have full write-ups, others have quotes from adoring fans and picture galleries, and there are those where all you get is a link to their social media. One thing you won't see is basic stats. I like that they include many model-specific filters, like breast augmentation, position, etc.

Kink.com deserves a lot of praise for trying to build a community. After all, they provide things like resources for filmmakers and producers and info for people interested in the fetish lifestyle, including where to meet people, how to practice safe play, and other relevant topics.

They offer multiple payment options. The most popular is a credit card, but you can also send in cash, money orders, or checks. They also have a direct deposit option. Cancelations go through your biller, which is becoming more common. For other customer support, you can browse their FAQ, fill out their contact form, or email them.

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What Doesn't Work?

They updated monthly at the start of the year, but they haven't added a new video since February. Hopefully, they'll get back to their regular schedule. Even though it's not the fastest, it's better than no updates.

Photos are not available with the videos. Instead, they offer vidcaps. These are available to download in Zip files, but it'd be nice to see actual photo sets.

Not all of the scenes are available in HD. The very oldest ones are only available in SD. 

Do I Recommend It?

If seeing girls pushed to the limits of their pleasure thresholds appeals to you, Fucking Machines will scratch that itch. It's nice to see that they're still making new videos. They have an impressive bonus network that continues to grow and the user experience is straightforward. Plus, you can download to your heart's content, which is always a plus in my books.