Pros and Cons
- high-def videos
- bonus sites
- exclusive content
- inconsistent updating
- minimal content
- no zipped photo sets
I often start my reviews by mentioning the name of the site and then commenting on how I could have interpreted that name to mean that the site was about different things than it actually was. At Swirlie Girls
, though, I couldn't do that because I honestly had no idea what the "swirlie" was implying.
That was, however, until the tour page popped up on my screen and I saw the big SwirlieGirls logo at the top of the page and a huge picture of some chick's head with a man's hand pushing it into a toilet bowl. Swirlie, of course, now makes sense.
So far there are 29 toilet-centric episodes available and each one comes with a set of high-quality (almost high-res) photos and a video. The video is downloadable in its full-length in three formats: best, good and fast.
The "best" ones are gorgeous high-def Windows Media, the "good" are great-looking movies and the "fast" are mediocre to average quality and not worth bothering with unless it is to just get a quick sense of the scenes before you go for one of the other two great-looking options.
Episodes begin with a little interview and then the action moves to the bathroom where the girl spends some quality alone time with the toilet. Then she asks for cock and a dude appears ready to fuck her face, flush her head in the toilet over and over again and then eventually shoot his nut on her wet face.
While there isn't enough swirling content to make it worthwhile on its own, members do get access to 18 network bonus sites, including Ass Smoothie, I Love You Mya and Attack My Ass to name a few.
The Swirlie Girls might draw you in, but until they start updating more (they're presently adding new stuff every three to 14 days) and the site grows, it will be the bonus sites that keep you around.