Pretty Asses

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By: Rabbit
Number of Reviews: 172
Average Score: 67

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My colleague, Peacock is a self-described ass man. For my part, I'm more inclined to go ga-ga for gazongas, but I have to say that I'm not against ogling some Pretty Asses from time to time.

I'm also not against a huge amount of content, like the amount of pics and videos that they have at PrettyAsses. It's just that the design of this site makes browsing the content so frustratingly slow that it would be almost better to have a little less content. There are pages and pages of content and if you have the time to check it all out, you'll be rewarded with an absolutely massive collection of pictures and videos.

It appears as though most of this stuff was produced at least a few years ago. There's even some stuff that is reminiscent of the '90s, but I can't say for sure. There is some suspiciously big hair though. It's not that porn needs to be new to be exciting though, so if you don't mind that it's a little older, just keep reading.

There are 263 videos on this site. The quality ranges from poor to average-quality Windows Media format to the occasional great-quality MPEGs. Videos can be streamed in an embedded player in your browser window or if you want you can download them to your computer so that you can enjoy them over and over again. There are enough videos to put a bit of a dent in your hard drive's free space, that's for sure.

There is a ridiculously large amount of pictures on this site. There are 3,255 sets of pictures. With only 12 sets of pics per page, you'll be clicking 'next page' quite a few times before you get to the end of the content. There's a mix of hardcore sex and softcore posing in the pictures. For the most part, they look pretty good, but when enlarged to the high-res size, many of the pictures start to lose some of their clarity.

You don't get any bonus sites, regardless of what was advertised on the sign up page, which was a bit of a disappointment. There are, however, some bonus pictures and movies. The membership fee is very high, so unless you're interested in an all over the map, nonexclusive, older selection of videos and pictures, I'd go ahead and give these Pretty Asses a pass.

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