Have you always wondered how porn shoots always seem to go so smoothly with the participants always fucking so well and performing right up until the moment of truth? Well, the truth is they don't, as Porno Cock Ups goes to show you.
Sorry to burst your bubble folks, but PornoCockUps is here to show you all the stuff you don't normally get to see when watching porn. People falling off the bed, delivering the wrong line, pussy farting out of control, pretending to fuck and doing an audition. Those are just some of the fun things I saw browsing through the videos.
I have to say that I was looking forward to this site. I have always been a fan of porn bloopers and so these cock ups looked like they would be fun and they were overall. However, there really isn't enough of them available.
There are 28 videos on the site and most are only about four minutes in length with some featuring just one scene and others covering lots of little blooper moments. If you check them out the members area homepage, you'll have to stream them in an average-quality Flash format, but if you search first by theme and then click on the videos, you'll have a variety of Windows Media options. These include some streams organized by optimum connection speed and a "download stream" option that actually saves a mediocre-quality Windows Media file.
While 28 is a good place to start, it's not a good place to finish off, so it would really be nice if they updated more frequently. The last new vid was added over eight months ago. However, there are a five bonus sites, including Club Relish, Truly Madly DP, Fresh Off the Bus and The World Cups, to keep you entertained although these are generally tend to have a slow update schedule as well.
There are also over 23,750 pictures, but these are the same photos you will find on the other network sites and are not blooper related, so there are no pics exclusive to this site. Even with the bonuses the price tag is probably too high unless they start updating and adding a lot more content.
|The Best Porn||Review||2/21/2009||70/100|
|Average Score: 70|
|Limited Trial $1.50/1 day, rebills at $29.70|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 28+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 4 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (320x240; 646k)
Flash (720x540; 830k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-extremely slow updates