MP Balloons

Full Review

Dylan Taylor 

By: Dylan Taylor
Number of Reviews: 112
Average Score: 63

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I have a tendency to burst people's balloons. However, in the case of MP Balloons, the fantasy seems to be pretty, well, indestructible. There's a bit more content since we reviewed the site in 2008, but it does come with a few catches.

MPBalloons delivers content that is entirely devoted to pleasing those with a fetish for luscious ladies blowing up, bouncing on and playing with balloons. These happy, attractive gals wear skimpy outfits and show of their boobs as they play with the colorful plastic bubbles.

This homepage is easy to navigate and features a design that reflects the balloon theme. All 63 episodes can accessed on one page that makes up the entire members' area, so don't be confused when the navigation bar still says "join now" even after you login. All you have to do is click on the thumbnail of the babe or pair of babes who catch your eye and you'll be taken to their scene.

Along with the choice to stream the vids, each episode presents you with several download options. You can download the complete movie in good-quality Windows Media files and, if you like your balloon porn on your mobiles, you can also grab an MP4 version. The stream only lets you view the scenes as clips, but as soon as one ends, it immediately begins playing the next.

Each episode comes with a gallery full of high-res photos that depict gorgeous babes as the play with their balloons. It looks like each set has a sizable amount of shots, but if you take a closer look, you'll notice that they're actually mixed with screenshots. The majority of every set consists of real photos, though.

Nothing is dated, but we know that updates stopped several years ago. There is also nothing in the way of bonus material that could keep you busy besides visiting a user forum. There is a links section, but access to the sites they take you to costs extra.

Overall, MP Balloons is a good site. It offers good quality and the material is suited to its target niche. This site gives you just enough bang for your buck, even though bonuses would definitely round out this small, no-longer-growing collection.

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  • Comment by: Gravy

    Score: 45% Date: 07/20/2011

    Nice site, with a few great updates, but hasn't been updated in a few years so nothing new at all.