I was half expecting to find some American Idol rejects at Desperate Popstars, but what I did find were some horny chicks, hungry for fame and fortune and as it turns out, they're also hungry for cock. It seems these naive sluts will stop at nothing to make their dreams come true, but instead of getting their big break, they get a big bone in their box and a big load on their boobs. Lucky for us, it's all been captured on video!

Since I've been reviewing porn sites, I have to say that regular reality-TV really doesn't interest me anymore. I keep wondering when they're gonna get with on the bonin' and it never happens. Can you imagine how much better it would've been if all the sexy chicks that get kicked off, voted off or 'fired' would have to get naked and fuck instead of just leave? Well, at DesperatePopstars, the gals who don't quite make the grade when it comes to singing make up for it by fucking their way to the top and sometimes they get a cock in their bottom.

Meet Tony and Lauro, two 'wild and crazy guys' who are the geniuses behind this scam. So far, there are 34 episodes of these foreign fellas tricking gullible sluts into thinking they're going to be popstars. Well, in the end, all they get is a popshot, but not before they go to town on one or two cocks. You can check out the action in average to good-quality Windows Media clips that you can download or watch in an embedded player in your browser. The site tour promises DVD-quality video, but that's not quite true, unfortunately. There are also clips where they say the quality is much higher than it actually is.

Each episode also comes with a set of good-looking pics that are medium-res, at best. They do give you an idea of what happens in the videos and the entire sets can be downloaded as Zip files. I couldn't find anything that showed any kind of update schedule, so it's hard to know when the last time they updated was or when they plan to again.

There are a bunch of bonuses included with your membership that include some streaming movie sites and about 14 full-access bonus sites. The bonuses cover a wide variety from MILFs to Shemales. Desperate Popstars needs to add a little more content and make good on its promises of DVD-quality video, otherwise, without the bonuses, it's just a'ight for me, dawg.