Ultimate Anal Movies promises its members 1,000s of DVD-quality movies. You can watch bodacious bitches enduring some hard back door-banging and enjoying refreshing cum-facials.

Even though the site banner of UltimateAnalMovies makes the claim that they "have the biggest anal movie archive on the web," it's pretty hard to understand why they would say that. Currently, there are only nine episodes on this site, so maybe they thought we wouldn't notice. It's hard to say really. I do know that when I'm promised something on a site tour and I don't get it, it already burns my ass, but to tell make false claims inside the site is just adding insult to injury.

Nevertheless, I always try to be as objective as I can be, so I'll tell you a little more about what little content you'll find at this site. Each of the episodes has movies and pictures that accompany it. You get high-res pics that you can watch in a slide show or download the entire set as a Zip file. The images in the Zip files are also high-res, so that's a plus.

There are a couple of options for videos. The Flash option plays in an embedded player in your browser and is pretty good-looking, even when you watch it in full-screen. The small preview Flash isn't that great, so make sure you click on the 720x540 screensize option. You can also download the films. The Windows Media files can be downloaded as good-quality clips or you can get the stellar-quality, full-length versions.

All false claims aside, they do deliver hot, anal content. There's a variety of gals from nubile sluts to mature whores and they all enjoy the ole hot beef injection in their poopers. A couple of scenes featured couples waking up in the morning and having some ass sex to start off their days. Anal sex is usually ill-advised first thing in the morning, but it seemed to work out OK for them.

The design works well enough and the site is easy to navigate. You'll have no problem finding all the bonuses that include several streaming video sites with a bunch of nonexclusive content as well as around 14 full-access bonus sites.

This is a relatively new site, so it may still grow. Unfortunately, there is no update schedule and no date stamps on the content to give us any clue as to whether or not that's true. The bonuses are alright, but given the very high-end price they're asking for, Ultimate Anal Movies is the ultimate disappointment.