Some chicks take care of their skin by covering themselves with a mud pack mask. Others use lotions or other cosmetic treatments. The horny German babes on Cum Covered Blondes have found that the real secret to beauty and vitality is to have their faces completely drenched in cum. If it actually works, they'll look like they're 20 years old when they're 50 because these hotties get absolutely covered in massive loads of thick jizz.
You may have seen these women before if you're a fan of the German cum-facial genre. John Thompson is the genius behind several different websites and CumCoveredBlondes is but one of them. He assembles a big group of guys and one or more insanely cum-thirsty gals for hard fucking and facial humiliation at its finest. The faces are so densely coated that they see the world through cum-colored glasses and they seem to really like what they see.
These broads don't want you to buy them flowers, they want you to smack them around a bit, shove your cock in all their holes and then give them the protein-packed facial treatment they've been craving. At this time, there are 261 videos. None seem to be exclusive to the site, but instead, they appear to be collections of the nasty blonde babes who have performed on other sites on the same network to which they are exclusive.
The vids can be downloaded as good-quality MP4 files and they can also be streamed in a Flash player. The action in the movies is insanely hot. There are no photo sets, but there is a good amount of bonus material.
You'll get access to literally hundreds of streaming videos from the same network as well as some amateur action and other kinky stuff. The quality is nowhere near top-notch, but it is viewable, even in full-screen mode. There are also some bonus sites.
There's a "hot sites" section and a "bonus sites" area. Both these sections feature many of the same sites, however, as "hot sites" they are there as an upsell to get you to join them, whereas "bonus sites" has all the content, but you can only stream it and site design is very minimal. Some of the bonus videos are from Anal Driveway and Extreme Gangbang.
All in all, the website gives you quite a bit of material. If you love Cum Covered Blondes of the German persuasion and you're eager to check out a bevy of bonuses, this website does deliver. However, they also have an expensive price tag and only 16 new videos have been added to the website since September 2012.
|Limited Trial $4.95/3 days, rebills at $44.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 261+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 6 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
MP4 (640x480; 1655k)
Flash (640x480; 1200k; streaming)
Pros & Cons
-a little pricey
-no advanced search
09/17/2012- From 74 to 72: More content, but less frequent updating and scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
01/14/2010- Stays at 74. -Charlie
06/01/2009- From 73 to 74: Quality score adjusted to reflect current standards. -Sloth
07/21/2008- Stayed at 73 - Initial review: 2/2/2008