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Some chicks take care of their skin by covering themselves with a mud mask. Others use lotions or other cosmetic treatments. But the horny German babes on Cum Covered Blondes have found that the real secret to beauty and vitality is to have their faces completely drenched in cum. If it actually works, they'll look like they're 20 years old when they're 50 because these hotties get absolutely covered in massive loads of thick jizz.

You may have seen these women before if you're a fan of the German cum-facial genre. John Thompson is the genius behind several different websites and CumCoveredBlondes is but one of them. He assembles a big group of guys and one or more insanely cum-thirsty gals for hard fucking and crazy facials. Their faces are so densely coated that they see the world through cum-colored glasses, but they seem to really like what they see.

These broads don't want you to buy them flowers - they want you to smack them around a bit, shove your cock in all their holes and then give them the protein-packed facial treatment they've been craving. At this time, there are 283 videos featuring the horny blonde babes who have performed on other sites from the same network.

The vids can be downloaded and the ones from 2012 to present day can also be streamed in a Flash player. Quality looks to have improved with the newer ones and some are offering Full HD files. And also, while the old vids are shorter, new ones are full DVD movies with loads of scenes that can last over an hour and a half. You will find plenty of non-blondes throughout these DVDs as well.

There aren't any photo sets, but there is a good amount of bonus material. You'll get access to literally hundreds of streaming videos from the same network as well as amateur action and other kinky stuff. The quality is not as high, but they are still viewable, even in full-screen mode. There are also some bonus sites.

This is how it works: There's a "hot sites" and a "bonus sites" area. Both sections feature many of the same sites, but as "hot sites" they are there as an upsell to get you to join them, whereas "bonus sites" has all the content, but you can only stream it. Some of the sites are Anal Driveway and Extreme Gangbang.

All in all, the website gives you quite a bit of material. If you love Cum Covered Blondes of the German persuasion and you're eager to check out a bevy of bonuses, the website does deliver. However, only eight new videos have been added to the site in the last four months.

Number of Reviews: 205
Average Score: 66.0

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Pros & Cons
pros -bonus material
-some Full HD videos
-exclusive content
cons -no advanced search
-updates about twice a month
-no photos
Updated on: 5/6/2014 05/06/2014- From 72 to 75: More content and improved quality. -A.K.
12/06/2013- Stays at 72. -Chris
04/06/2013- Stays at 72. -Chris
09/17/2012- From 74 to 72: More content, but less frequent updating and scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
01/14/2010- Stays at 74. -Charlie
06/01/2009- From 73 to 74: Quality score adjusted to reflect current standards. -Sloth
07/21/2008- Stayed at 73
- Initial review: 2/2/2008
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