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I have to say that I didn't exactly find what I thought I would on Fucked Up Facials. Not that I was disappointed in any way. This site features some crazy guys who pick up hot and horny chicks who suck and screw huge fake schlongs until they release amazingly huge cum blasts. I don't know if they were laughing from nervousness or delight, but every time one of these gals took a facial they let out a scream and a giggle. It's great fun and, more than that, this site delivers some sexy action with spectacular finishes. 

This site is a great mix of fun and sex that's hard to beat. I suggest you check out the 50 videos first. They give you good-looking MPEGs and a high-def quality Windows Media format. There's just one little issue when it comes to finding the scenes. You can't just click the video section link because it shows you all the content from across the network. Instead, you need to select FuckedUpFacials from a dropdown menu to see its specific episodes.

You can also stream some of the vids in Flash format. The downloadable files are kind of large, so if you're in a rush, the streaming versions are great. Every one of the gals on this site is absolutely gorgeous and they really love getting pounded by huge rods, real or otherwise. Whether they're taking on just one "stunt cock" or three, they all get blasted with enough fake jizz to completely hide their faces and most of the rest of their bodies.

One change the site has made is that all episodes now include pics, so you can check out the 50 photo sets full of medium-res images to get an idea of what to expect in each scene. There are some nice shots of the babes posing before they're penetrated and covered in cum.

You get 53 bonus sites, including Cock Brutality, Its Facials, Altered Assholes, Pimp Element and Sugar Pie Honeys. All the sites are the same sort of quality as this one, so the whole network is definitely worth checking out. I saw a link to some bonus DVDs, but it didn't seem to work.

The site adds content once every two weeks. At this point, the site has enough content that you shouldn't feel shortchanged. Fucked Up Facials is worth joining, just as long as you know that not all the cum or the man meat is real.

Number of Reviews: 206
Average Score: 65.9

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User Rating: 27/100 (total: 4 comments)
  • Comment by: rourke - Score: 1/100 - Date: 8/5/2011
    Site set up is terrible. Navigation is hard. Trials are non existent currently, you pay for it but get really nothing but the intro reels for your cash. You can get more videos made from this site via free TGP sites than when using this trial.
    In my case their support center at cyphersupport messed up and billed me even though their cancellation window confirmed my cancellation. They told me that since I had no confirmation email of cancellation I was SOL. I was waiting for the email.. by the time you realize you're not getting one, too late! Chat support does nothing but hang up on you. What a ruse.
  • Comment by: tom - Score: 1/100 - Date: 6/24/2010
    FAKE cumshots, FAKE dicks. Total FAIL. Whoever had this site idea should kill themselves.
  • Comment by: doun - Score: 100/100 - Date: 4/4/2010
    Very good. I want to see more.
  • Comment by: mark - Score: 5/100 - Date: 5/7/2009
    Stupid. Who the fuck wants to see fake cocks and fake cum? What a bunch of fucking morons making this crap. Total fucking FAIL.
Limited Trial $0.00/1 day, rebills at $39.97
Limited Trial $2.95/2 days, rebills at $24.93
$24.93/30 days
$49.92/90 days
Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked
Pic sets: 50+ Pics per set: 200 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: N/A High Res: No
Number of movies: 50+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 30 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
Video Formats: Windows (1280x720; 2840k; streaming)
MPEG (512x288; 1290k; streaming)
Preview members area
Independent Biller(s): CCBill
Customer Service: N/A

Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-good to high-def quality videos
-bonus sites
cons -no zipped photo sets
-no high-res photos
-some broken links
Updated on: 3/5/2010 03/05/2010- From 78 to N/A: No updates forthcoming; scores voided. -Tuesday
08/02/2009- From 75 to 78: Improved quality, more frequent updates and more content. -Will
05/30/2009- From 79 to 75: Design/navigation less easy to use than before, slower updates. -Groundhog
- Initial review: 1/9/2008
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