Euro Humpers

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Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1069
Average Score: 65

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Back in the day, people used to go to Europe to find themselves. These days, it looks like they go to find pussy and this is exactly the kind of road trip we see on Euro Humpers. This reality site follows the adventures of two American college guys who are more interested in finding pussy than they are in garnering a truly cultural experience. Nevertheless, when you see some of this hot, fresh European pussy, you'll understand why these jocks from the colonies are so interested in planting their flag poles deep into the sweet wet crevices hidden between moist mounds found in the Old World.

EuroHumpers has 24 galleries of regular-res pics. There are up to 450 frames in each. You can download the sets in a convenient Zip file too. The photo sets takes you through the scene, but there are also sets of vid caps if you want a more exact look at what the video is going to give you.

There are 24 videos that come in multiple formats: partial and full-length scenes of Windows Media and MPEG format, as well as streaming-only Flash clips. All of them provide good-looking playback. Most of the scenes are about 40 minutes long. Many of the vids have the word "blowjob" right in the title, but rest assured that there is always some hardcore fucking in each.

The guys make it seem as if they're just picking up average chicks in Europe, but I found that some of the ladies were tan with plenty of makeup, so they look more Euro trash or pornstar wannabe than gal-next-door.

The site stopped updating awhile ago, but they have added many more bonus sites, which is good. There are 19 of them, including 18 Years Old, Deep Throat Love, 40 Oz Bounce, Freaks Of Cock and Cock Competition. Euro Humpers isa site too small to be worth joining only for its main content, but the bonus sites keep it competitive enough to make it enticing to join and many of the bonus sites are still udpating. 

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