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Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1072
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Toy Teen isn't just your average site featuring sweet nubile babes and their dildos and vibrators. These chicks have seen the whole toy catalogue and they're excited to try out a few kinkier play things, like Sybian machines. Many of the models also resort to fucking themselves with vegetables in order to get their juices flowing.

ToyTeen hasn't updated since April 2012. Luckily, you still get access to the bonus site Toy Lesbian (Toy Bangers is also linked to, but it no longer exists). There are also hardcore movie collections and links to live chicks and some Hustler sites.

All the movies, which are exclusive, are divided into parts and while it may at first appear that there are thousands of episodes, I only found 229 scenes. There are mostly average-quality Windows Media and MPEG files, but you'll spot a few that are good in quality, too. Most movies come with an option to download the full-length file, but these are often low in quality.

One hot film opens with a chick named Holly laying on a bed licking and teasing the end of a make-up brush. The film cuts to the same room, bed and chick as she begins to take off her clothes and then it abruptly ends. This is where we have to go back to the menu and choose the second clip to continue the nine-minute movie.

It was a pain in the ass, yet, admittedly, these babes are sizzling. The video quality is usually crisp enough and it's earth-shattering to watch these teens satisfying themselves in ways that are too hot to handle. There's little doubt you'll have an earth-quaking experience yourself.

The pictures are mostly nonexclusive and you will see them on the bonus site too. Similar to the videos, the sets are often divided into parts. Some are high-res, while others are medium or low-res. You'll also find some sets of vid caps, but this isn't common. Overall, I'd say there are about 620 galleries.

There are some good features that make it relatively easy to find certain types of content, but there's also a hell of a lot of back clicking that you'll have to do, especially when browsing the photo section. Checking out the archives lists them in order of most recently added part, while checking out the model sections simply places them in alphabetical order.

I can think of a dozen ways that Toy Teen could be improved. Organizing the content in a more user-friendly manner would certainly be on top of my list and offering full episodes rather than brief clips/parts would go a long way in not interrupting the flow of a member's orgasm.

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