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Every once in a while you leave a porn site shaking your head in disbelief. Eating Boss Cream is one such site. I've always been under the impression that vaginas with teeth were the best ones to avoid, which might sound like a non-sequitur, except that I assume the pussies must be toothy as they're what do the eating. There aren't facials or chicks swallowing cum, but creampies instead.
Since we looked at EatingBossCream over a year ago, they redesigned it once more, giving it a little bit of a slicker look, except there are now big, clear buttons at the top of each page in the members' area to help you navigate around. That's the only thing that changed, though, as the amount of content is exactly the same.
You may notice in the 20 average-quality videos, downloadable in a series of four Windows Media clips, that the action doesn't flow logically. They have the office scenarios played out somewhere in Eastern Europe. The dudes look like complete middle-aged brutes, mostly with a few too many tattoos to pass for white-collar management. Internal cumshots magically materialize from inside va-jay-jays.
There are also 20 high-res galleries. Given the crispness of the images, it is quite clear that condoms are used during sex. After seeing pics of the rubber-coated rod pushing in and out of a pussy, then seeing the fellow shoot on her back, the next photo will show copious amounts of cream dripping from her vagina. From where it originated is unclear. In several cases it doesn't look like semen and other times it appears to be stunt sperm provided by someone else.
There are somewhere around 50 full-access bonus sites included with your membership, including Straponed Moms, Moms Try Anal, Moms Fuck Guys, Lesbi Mature Orgies, Creampie Moms Orgies and Big Tits Moms. The network seems to update only one site at a time for several months in a row and then go on to the next. Eating Boss Cream is only worthwhile if taken for the network of bonuses and not judged on its own.
|By: Will Peters|
|Number of Reviews: 1535|
|Average Score: 64.5|
|$9.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 20+||Pics per set: 100||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 20+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 18 mins||Full length videos: No||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 962k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, SegPay|
Pros & Cons
-no full-length videos