My Studio Video Review

I love reading porn intros that make no damn sense whatsoever. When I first hit My Studio Video, I was confronted with ad copy that shouts, "Occasionally showing up in the life of this lusty guy dishy chicks stay in it forever!" I think that does a better job of summing up this hardcore site better than anything I could come up with. If Borat had a hardcore site, this is what it would look like.

MyStudioVideo is a little deceiving when you first arrive. There are links to third-party sites that practically block the entry to the main material – membership doesn't buy you entry into any of these extra sites. Sample videos and photos can be enjoyed though.

After you elbow your way past the ads, you're faced with a selection of 57 movies , each of which is offered as an AVI and QuickTime file. The AVI flicks are the ones that you'll spend most of your time watching, as they tend to look much better and are actually high-def at times.

The content itself is very straightforward hardcore – no frills, no setup, no reality gimmicks and hardly any dialogue. The chicks strip and tease for a few minutes, then without warning the pants get dropped and it's time to suck and fuck.

It's hard to get excited when you watch some chick who looks like she's undergoing a dental exam. The action is basically one-on-one Eastern Euro fucking with some oral and the occasional threesome making their appearances.

There are just 29 photo sets, which begs the question of why couldn't there be a set to go with each of the videos? Whatever the case, you can download these collections in Zip files and they are really sharp-looking.

There are no bonuses to speak of. There is no update schedule either, but I can tell you that this site hasn't grown at all since at least 2007. My Studio Video doesn't promise much, so it's not like your expectations aren't going to be met. Truth be told, there are better hardcore sites out there, but the content here looks great nonetheless, so you can check it out for a month or two.