I love reading porn intros that make no damn sense whatsoever. When I first hit My Studio Video, I was confronted with ad copy which shouted 'occasionally showing up in the life of this lusty guy dishy chicks stay in it forever!' I think that does a better job of summing up this hardcore movie site better than anything I could come up with. If Borat had a hardcore site, this is what it would look like.

MyStudioVideo is a little deceiving when you first arrive. There are links to third party sites that practically block the entry to the main material – membership doesn't buy you entry into any of these extra sites.

After you elbow your way past the ads, you're faced with a fairly large selection of 57 episodes, each of which come with AVI and Quicktime flicks, as well as downloadable Zip files for photos. The content itself is VERY straightforward hardcore – no frills, no setup, no reality gimmicks, hardly any dialogue. The chicks strip and tease for a few minutes, then without warning the pants get dropped and it's time to suck and fuck. The videos that I watched starred some very unenthusiastic models – it's hard to get excited when you watch some chick who looks like she's undergoing a dental exam. The action is basically one-on-one Eastern Euro fucking with some oral and the occasional threesome making their appearances.

The vids look great, especially the AVIs, but the downloads take forever. Even with a connection as quick as mine, I waited for hours on end for a single 12 minute video. I know that these vids look amazing, but a two hour wait time doesn't ease the irritation.

There are no bonuses to speak of, not even an additional gallery or extra video. There is no update schedule either, but according to the scientists here at Rabbits new content gets posted on a weekly basis. My Studio Video doesn't promise much, so it's not like your expectations aren't going to be met. Truth be told, there are better hardcore video sites out there, but the content here looks great nonetheless.