Cruise Patrol review CruisePatrol by Rabbit

Initial review: 8/5/2004 - Updated on: 9/28/2007

Cruise Patrol is a minivan full of pornographic fun. It cruises around looking for hot guys who are just hanging out and offers them a ride in more ways than one. Watch while these steamy hunks pile in and then pile on top for the raunchiest sort of backseat romp you can well imagine. They also seem to be trying to trick us with the updating. The episodes are dated recently and make it look like a new one is added every two weeks. However, the scenes are the same ones that were there years ago, there are no new updates just the same ones with different dates on them.

CruisePatrol has no pics, just vid caps. The sets of screen grabs really seem to summarize the action even faster than the video footage does. It's pretty unpretentious as far as reality sites go, since the guys know they're going to have sex in front of a camera. However, at the end of almost every episode, they leave the 'victim' in the middle of nowhere without paying the money.

It might have been funny the first few times, but it gets really old, really fast. Beyond that, I would give the same criticism one could give to any of these reality sites, even though the stars are supposed to be just 'regular' guys, you often seem to see the same fellows on multiple sites which takes away from the realism.

The 64 bad-quality vids open with the usual dialogue of how each of these guys doesn't normally do this sort of thing. Then only a few minutes later, we see them down on their knees sucking cock with the greatest of skill, despite how 'amateur' some of them claim to be. After showing us a good long blowjob or 69, the fun progresses to even more intense action.

Depending on the guy and what he's into, we move forward into some form or other of penetration. Many of the guys agree to let themselves be fucked by the host passengers on this sexy ride. Others are more into playing the active role for our cameras. Finally, a few like to have a big dildo stuck up their asses instead.

There are 34 full-access bonus sites available, such as Gay Snowballs, Internally Gay, Chocolate Rosebud, Do Me Bareback and Horny Papi. There are also 36 featured feeds, many of which qualify as offering exclusive reality-based content in an average-looking format. You will get some enjoyment out of what's available on Cruise Patrol, but probably won't be hanging around for more than one month if they aren't really updating.