Are you tired of seeing artificial-looking chicks pretending that they're enjoying the licking and fucking that is taking place? Do you miss the old days when women had natural tits and furry muffs? On Classics Of Porn, expect to see some great retro banging from the '60s, '70s, '80s and '90s.
Washed-out color, vertical lines running down the screen and naturally hairy beavers can be savored in 889 full-length scenes that have been culled from a number of different DVDs. As you can see, ClassicsOfPorn is a huge archive of vintage porn.
There is ebony fucking, lesbo banging, pussy plugging and group balling to be enjoyed in this classic collection of smut. It'll be the best history lesson you ever get and you'll see all kinds of pornstars teaching it to you, like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Seka, Vanessa del Rio and Linda Lovelace.
Since the porn is vintage, there is obviously going to be a lot of range when it comes to quality. The flicks can be downloaded in MP4s that are good in quality, but that doesn't guarantee playback is always going to look as impressive you'd expect. You're really relying on how well the videos have been preserved over the years. You'll also find versions of the vids designed for use with portable devices.
There are 118 photo galleries to browse through on the website as well. They are full of images that look pretty good for their age. Sometimes the galleries are a mishmash of different photo shoots and you are going to find some classic pin-up pics. The images vary in quality, but there are some high-res ones to be had. You can save all your favorite sets in handy Zip files.
There are many ways to search the collection. You can sift through the material by video series, pornstar and studio. You can also filter the videos using a wide variety of keywords that identify various sex acts and niches. The website even gives you some "smart filter" suggestions that really make it easy to find the kind of old school smut you're after.
The website makes it look like it's still updating, but what it's really doing is rotating its content. It's unfortunate, but it doesn't change the fact that Classics Of Porn offers you a huge collection of vintage porn that is worth checking out if you're a fan of retro smut. Plus, members get access to a ton of extras, including everything that the Mega Site Pass network offers.
$14.95/30 days (Reg. $
$49.95/180 days (Reg. $
|Limited Trial $1.10/2 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 118+||Pics per set: 100||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1280x960||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 889+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 15 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
MP4 (640x480; 2100k; streaming)
MP4 (640x480; 2120k)
|Independent Biller(s):||SafeBilling, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-can save favorites
-possibly rotating content
-no advanced search
11/17/2011- From 69 to 62: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -April
06/15/2011- From 70 to 69: Price improved, but no recent updates. -Chris
12/22/2010- From 74 to 70: No recent updates. -Will
05/10/2010- Stays at 74. -Chris
12/25/2009- From N/A to 74: No longer a listing. -Suzie - Initial review: 4/29/2007