On my way into work this morning I walked past about eight women that would have no problem getting their videos on No Skinny Chicks (if they made porn of course). Enough about my fat neighbors though, and on to the site.

Actually, I would rather talk about my fat neighbors given the disappointing time I have had browsing through NoSkinnyChicks in preparation for this review.

You know what? I am going to start with the good news. The one good thing I can say about No Skinny Chicks is that your membership gets you access to over 20 streaming video reality sites and a large good-quality, streaming-only DVD archive. Notice the good stuff has nothing to do with the main fat chick content.

That fat chick content consists of 14 videos and 62 photo sets. The content is all nonexclusive and, while the photos look good, the videos don't. The movies are split up into 2-minute long clips that can be downloaded in bad Windows Media format or mediocre MPEG format. Also, not that you want more poor-quality movies, but they haven't updated for about three months.

I haven't even mentioned the price tag yet, which at almost $40 a month, is ridiculously high for what they are giving you. You do get access to 28 other site, but those are also nonexclusive and the content is just as mediocre-quality as the No Skinny Chicks. While there is that nice bonus content that I mentioned at the beginning, it is all streaming-only and not even close to making it worth the high price tag.