Generally people use a vault as a place to keep their valuables secure, so I assumed that what I was going to see at Porn Movie Vault was going to be some valuable porn. It is pretty expensive stuff, but it ain't worth keeping in a vault given that I wouldn't pay half the price to get it.

The amount of content kept in the vault is impressive, with 269 hardcore videos and 318 photo sets. The content is a mix of all kinds of hardcore action, from amateurs to MILFs, to threesomes and anal sex.

So why wouldn't I want to pay to see all that hardcore content? The main reason is that the quality of the stuff isn't good. Sure, the pictures look good, but the same can definitely not be said about the movies. The videos are all split up into 2-minute long clips downloadable in poor-quality Windows Media format and mediocre-quality MPEGs.

There are 28 other sites available to members, but not only are those just as mediocre-quality, they are also filled with many of the same scenes as PornMovieVault. Oh yeah, did I mention that everything is nonexclusive?

The best part of the whole site is the 25 streaming reality sites and the large DVD archive with streaming-only movies. While these extras are a nice addition, they sure ain't wroth almost $40 a month and neither is Porn Movie Vault.