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When it comes to site names, the Meat Member's Network never ceases to pique our interest. Rusty Trombone might initially lead you to think that the site features a mature dude playing his flute with any slut he can find, but in fact there's a whole lot of different dudes and each of them is equipped with a big instrument ready to be tossed down a chicks windpipe.

Still, RustyTrombone offers a little more than simply blowjobs and hardcore. For those of you who love the music of a babe's tongue rolling around a dude's poop shoot, then this is definitely something you'll find.

When you first enter the site, you end up in the network portal where there are actually 45 sites to choose. Many of these have anal and ass licking scenes, which is exactly what makes life worth living for ass lovers. Some of the sites include Black Crack Addicts, Anal Cum Junkies and Creamed Cornholes. Everything is well-marked, so all you need to do is scroll to the site banner and voila, you're on your way to the incredible performance that I'd personally title all that jizz.

Navigating the site is easy, although there isn't a search feature at the moment. Still, most of the episodes play out the same, so it's really a matter of looking for the chicks that really get you stroking your horn. There are 32 movies, each with a set of preview screencaps and also a set of higher quality images.

The updates are a bit sporadic. When the site first launched, it looks like there were weekly updates, but now it looks like there are only two new episodes a month. The pictures aren't bad, although they're amateur in style and it doesn't look like there's any rhyme or reason to the order (600x800). In a recent set, the cumshot is featured before the striptease, which was a little odd. Still, there are 40 or more photos for every babe and a convenient Zip file to download.

Movies are, of course, where the real music is located. There are Windows Media and MPEGs in both low and high quality. Each episode is divided into parts and while they last for around 20-minutes, there isn't a full feature to save. I loved the style of the movies, which reminded me of TV reality shows that do away with the questions and simply feature chicks talking about what's in store for each guy. In this instance, they give away their entire dirty little ass licking secrets. However, some movies also just begin with a babe saying hi before a dude sticks his cock down her throat.

Sound could be better, but the action is hot as chicks lap up ass, swallow dick and eat cum on Rusty Trombone. However, my biggest complaint is the sparse number of updates.

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Average Score: 64.3

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$59.95/90 days
Cross Sales: N/A
Content
Pic sets: 32+ Pics per set: 40 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: N/A High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 32+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 20 mins Full length videos: No Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Windows (640x480; 1500k; streaming)
MPEG (448x336; 1310k; streaming)
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Pros & Cons
pros -good quality vids
-lots of bonus material
cons -update schedule is pretty slow
Initial review: 4/5/2007
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