What do you keep hidden on the top shelf of your bedroom closet? Some people think that it is a good hiding place for loaded guns or for their little black book, but that's where my partner keeps his porn collection. Perhaps he was taking a cue from the site Top Shelf Porn. However, since I know where to find his dirty magazines and movies, I guess he should have put his collection someplace else.

If you have the same problem keeping your porn safely out of reach of your friend or wife's prying eyes, then perhaps a better solution is to buy a membership to the site TopShelfPorn. Although the site design is rather plain, it isn't necessarily easy-to-use. Sure, you can click on each of the 10 proffered sites, but you can only sign into the members' areas of eight of them so far.

Creampie Slappers: These sexy babes use their taunt vaginal muscles to push out a load of cum into a cup and they drink it up in six iPod compatible files. Videos look better than the bitrate suggests.

Cuntry Humpers: More hardcore fucking and sucking with a focus on the pussy in four iPod videos.

Pussy Parties: British babes going at it in leggy orgies. There are only four episodes available so far.

Generation Sex: Apparently, these filthy British chicks are the choice of a new generation. However, there are only five mediocre vids.

Asian Delight: Guzzling cum is the hobby of these Asian sluts. Watch them perform in five hardcore scenes.

Bitch Rider: They call them biker babes, but they just look like everyday whores to me. Check out all four movies.

Butt Fuckers: Whether they are taking it in the pussy or ass separately or simultaneously, these sexy Brits get what they deserve – some cum to drink up. There are only five grainy MP4 videos with good stats.

With its great mix of content, this site could entice anyone looking for a variety of niches. However, two of the 10 sites don't seem to work and most of the content is rather mediocre at best. I only saw better-quality movies on ButtFuckers, but they looked poor for reasons that I mentioned above. Moreover, there are only 39 downloadable movies across all of the sites at the moment.

Despite all these points, Top Shelf Porn could be a way to get in your nubile, creampie, threesome, DP and hardcore fucking all for one low price. You'll have to sign up for the two-day trial at first, but later it will rebill for the $15 a month.