Pros and Cons
- excellent-quality videos
- bonus videos
- full-length videos
- nonexclusive content
- infrequent updates
- no pictures
Anyone who has ever seen a woman squirt knows that it is messy. So to me, the name Messy Female Ejaculation seems a bit redundant. Unless these chicks are shooting Swiffer Sweepers out of their pussies when they cum, things are, by definition, going to get messy.
I get so angry at sites that try to pass off chicks forcing water out of their pussies as squirting, but on this site I saw real female squirting orgasms. One video on MessyFemaleEjaculations even features Cytherea, a babe who is well known in the industry for her gushing waterfalls. Now that is some serious poon-geyser action right there.
Each of the 220 nonexclusive videos are available for download in average-quality Windows Media clips. However, the movies also come with an excellent-quality MPEG version that is worth the longer download time. There is even a decent iPod version available. When you feel like getting right to it, you can use the streaming Flash option.
Sadly, the squirting fun is entirely relegated to the movie content. Aside from getting no pictures, the webmasters appear to have done away with the vid caps that were here last time we visited.
The update schedule is a bit of a mess, to say the least. Based on the dates, it can be several months between updates. Bonus content used to include access to a bunch of bonus sites, but these days you get what seems to be an even better deal. Now you get access to more than 15,000 videos in more than 30 categories. It's all nonexclusive as well, but the quality is just as good.
Messy Female Ejaculations is messy in more ways than one and that's why it won't be getting a nod here. You could easily find other squirt sites that offer great content that is updated more regularly. The bonus videos, however, do sweeten the pot.