Anyone who has ever seen a female ejaculate, or squirt, knows that it is messy. Therefore, to me, the name Messy Female Ejaculation seemed a bit redundant. That is unless these chicks were shooting Swiffer Sweepers out of their pussies when they came, things where by definition going to get messy.

MessyFemaleEjaculations has a few really good things about it. There are 65 episodes available so far, which is good, and the squirting actually looked real in the scenes I watched. I get so angry at sites that try to pass off chicks forcing water out of their snatch as squirting, but at Messy Female Ejaculations I saw real female squirting orgasms.

The reason I can't vouch for the validity of the squirting in every scene without watching all of them is because the content is nonexclusive. Since they are taking content from various sources I can't be sure that they are all legitimate squirting scenes. It was a good sign, however, that the ones I watched randomly were all real.

The squirting might have been real, but that doesn't mean the scenes were all good. While we are used to the good squirting sites being focused on the female ejaculation, at Messy Female Ejaculations, it seems to be an afterthought in some of the scenes. Some are long, full episodes with one moment of chick-squirting and that's it, while others are focused in on working towards it and getting as wet as possible.

While the non-exclusivity of the content is disappointing, the quality of the content isn't. Each of the videos is available to stream or download in average-quality Windows Media format clips. However, the movies also come with a full-length, high-quality MPEG version that is well worth the longer download time. There is even a good quality iPod/MP4 version available. Each episode comes with a set of mediocre vid caps, but there are no quality pictures.

The update schedule is hard to figure out. Based on the dates, it can be up to a month or more between updates, but then the last update was six full episodes. Bonus content includes access to 36 other nonexclusive sites filled with loads of content covering a variety of categories and niches.

I would have recommended Messy Female Ejaculations as a good-quality, nonexclusive site and network were it not for the almost $40 price tag. That is a high price to pay no matter how much content you are getting. However, if the network intrigues you, then the three month option does come out to about $20 a month, which is much more reasonable.