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By: Zoe Roark
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Average Score: 65

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Want something cheap, quick, rough and ready? Cum On Clothes is a no-frills site featuring amateur babe-next-door types who are more than happy to be the target in this sexy shooting range. Keeping their clothes on, these babes take a load of cum on their face, glasses, boots, jeans, hair and jackets. They'll take it anywhere and they'll do it with their clothes on.

Amateur babes find the meaning of "cream rinse," or so says the front page of CumOnClothes. Personally, I like to call it a splatter film with cum splattered all over some of these chicks. In the "rough and ready" style, the members' homepage hosts thumbnails for all the picture galleries and videos.

There are now 90 clips available, though some of them can be pretty short. How short? Fourteen to 57 seconds or so. The quality varies from extremely poor to great. You can save them in Windows Media, MPEG, AVI and QuickTime files. You'll probably plough through these pretty fast.

There are 37 photo sets in all, with an average of 35 pics each, except for the facials category, which once had many photos, but now includes a link to an amateur facial site that sadly is not included in your membership. The others come under headings like bukkake, blouse, feet, glasses, gloves, hair, handjob – you get the picture.

There are no other offerings on this site. The update schedule is on the tour page, so you can see before you sign up that there are huge gaps between updates, but it looks like they added two clips in the last month.

Initially, I thought the low-end membership fee was attractive, but having seen the amount of content - videos in particular - and the sporadic updating, it looks like a big ask for so little. Cum On Clothes is an example of a site having a good idea to start out with and putting some effort into carrying it through, but more frequent updates and longer videos are needed to make this collection glisten.

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