Want something cheap, quick, rough and ready? Cum On Clothes is a no frills site featuring amateur, babe-next-door types who are more than happy to be the target in the shooting range. Keeping their clothes on, these babes take their load of cum in the face, on their glasses, their boots, jeans, hair and jackets. They'll take it anywhere with their clothes on.

Amateur sluts find the meaning of "cream rinse," so says the front page of CumOnClothes. Personally, I like to call it a splatter film with cum splattered all over some of these chicks. In the "rough and ready" style, the members' landing page hosts thumbnails for all the product – picture galleries and video galleries together.

The bulk of the featured content is the photo galleries – 11 sets in all, with an average of 35 pics each, except for the Facials category, which carries 300 on its own. The others come under headings like Bukkake (lots of guys cum over one target), Blouse, Feet, Glasses, Gloves, Hair, Handjob – you get the picture. Viewing quality is okay to reasonable.

The videos are another story. There is nothing generous about this lot. Six galleries with nine short clips. How short? 14 seconds to 57 seconds or so. Real short. To get a good head of steam up, you'll plough through these in no time, and then what. All together its about an hour's worth of viewing. Fluff really, which means you'd better be hot on pictures because that's with which left.

There are no other offerings on Cum On Clothes. No bonuses, no extras, no diaries or news items. Updating is listed on the browser page, so you can see before you sign up that the webmaster stopped updating in March 2006. Prior to that updates came through about once or twice each month. Bit deal, if that was a 14 second video clip. Now, zilch.

Initially, I thought the low-end membership fee was attractive, but having seen the piddling amount of content, videos in particular, and the lack of updating, it looks a big ask for so little. This is a case of having a good idea to start out with, but not the motivation or commitment to carry it through. Better luck elsewhere.