"The biggest asses on the internet." "Big giant thundering butts that will swallow your cock." Brick House Butts has all that and more. These bulging butts are mostly shades of chocolate brown, but there's a small white-booty collection thrown in for good measure. No matter what color, they do live up to the promise of humongous rears.
Right from the start, BrickHouseButts is appealing. When you sign in, you'll find yourself on the Filth Freaks network's homepage. From there you can use a drop-down menu to select the website you want to explore and there are nearly 50. I'll get to them in just a little bit, but first let me tell you about the butt-themed material that you came here to read about.
There are 71 videos. Some can be downloaded in their full lengths, while others are only available as clips. The full downloads can be saved as Windows Media, Flash, QuickTime, MP4 and MPEG files, but I should point out that the scenes that only come as clips are usually far less impressive. The full-length MPEGs will usually give you great-quality playback. Some of the flicks only come with vid caps, but there are 44 galleries with high-res photos that you can view in a slideshow.
The site really is aptly named. Bubble, round and phat - none of these words can truly describe the asses here. I don't know if these are literally the biggest butts on the Internet, but you'd be hard-pressed to find something that beats them. They jiggle, wriggle, shake and quake - and you'll seriously enjoy each one.
If butt girth is your desire, let me point you in the right direction. For bouncing buns banging up and down on a black pole, take a look at Cherokee. For a magic disappearing trick, see Aymee envelop her dude's face by sitting on it. Some of these chicks were enticed through the promise of tasty pancakes, so take a peek at Crystal's devotion to her food. Or observe Lenore and Pinky greased from head to toe - for easier handling, of course.
Among the large number of bonus sites I mentioned before are more ass ones, like Phat Booty Hoes and Bubble Butt Orgy. Not all the bonus sites are updating and it looks like this one has pretty much stopped as well given that the last new video was added in August 2012.
Brick House Butts may satisfy big-butt fans initially, but you might get more butt for your buck elsewhere in the long run. The website would really be much better if it started updating again, but the large network does add value.
|By: Zoe Roark|
|Number of Reviews: 194|
|Average Score: 67.6|
|Limited Trial $1.00/1 day, rebills at $34.97|
|Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 44+||Pics per set: 150||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 1280x960||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 71+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 22 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 2821k)
MOV (720x480; 1501k)
MPEG (720x480; 4383k)
Flash (400x300; 1206k)
MP4 (720x480; 2405k)
Flash (400x300; 1206k; streaming)
MPEG (720x480; 5000k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, NetBilling|
Pros & Cons
-some great-quality videos
-no zipped photo sets
05/01/2013- Stays at 66. -A.K.
11/11/2012- Stays at 66. -Chris
02/06/2012- From 73 to 66: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
07/04/2011- From 74 to 73: Less frequent updates. -Chris
01/08/2011- Stays at 74. -April
06/13/2010- From 75 to 74: Better video quality, but fewer updates. -April
08/08/2009- From 79 to 75: Criteria adjustments. -A.K.
02/24/2008- From 80 to 79: content quality score increased to reflect current crieteria, but updates slowed. -Marmot - Initial review: 2/3/2007