Horny Papi is dedicated to those beefy, tan-skinned hotties known as Latinos. I briefly had a Mexican lover who explained to me that back in his homeland, having sex is always meant to be making love. For me, I mostly love having sex, but I humored him as best as I could. His passion made it easy to pretend it was love because that Latin heat had my loins baking up lies for my eyes. It didn't last too long in the end, though.
Neither will your enjoyment of HornyPapi be very enduring. It only has 31 videos in Windows Media format. All the vids used to be poor in quality, but some now come in a better-quality version. That means you get mediocre to great-quality playback overall. You can tell which movies are superior, because they are the only ones that come in full-length files. The poorer ones always come in multiple short clips.
At least this nonexclusive action is hot. It's almost all hardcore blowjobs and screwing with only two or three scenes appearing to be solo. There are some real hot Latin jocks among the bunch as well as some slimmer lads and sometimes an encounter involves a muscleman doing a nubile stud. However, my favorite scene shows Francisco and Andre going at it, because I prefer muscle-on-muscle action.
There are only four photo sets, but they have some large, crisp high-res images. You'll find them accompanying some of the more recent updates. I enjoy seeing these nude dudes even when they're just doing solo posing. I don't know whether it's Flavio or Denis, but there's a super-cut stud with a chain and padlock necklace that really churns my butter. He's all oiled up and has a sexy scorpion tattoo as well as a pieced nipple. In several shots, I can see a drop of precum leaking from the tip of his dilated dick as it peeks from its foreskin.
There are 40 full-access bonus sites, such as Gay Snowballs, Internally Gay, Chocolate Rosebud, Do Me Bareback and DILF Lovers. There are also over 65 video feeds and a few of them feature Latinos, plus you get 11 downloadable MPEG films.
The lack of updates is really a big issue for me, but at least they've added about five scenes in the last eight months or so. Nothing is dated, so I'm guessing that updates are probably quite far apart. Horny Papi has a some decent content, but not enough of it to make it that appealing to join.
|The Best Porn||Review||1/22/2007||65.5/100|
|Average Score: 65.5|
|Limited Trial $1.00/3 days, rebills at $39.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 4||Pics per set: 200||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 31+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 18 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1638k)
|Independent Biller(s):||NetBilling, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-some great-quality videos
-some high-res photos
-mostly poor-quality videos
-no zipped photo sets
05/04/2009- From 63 to 58: Lower-quality content, less of it and no updates in ages. -Groundhog
10/02/2008- From 56 to 63: Quality/price score has improved, more updates and content. -Groundhog - Initial review: 1/8/2007