Initial review: 1/1/2007 - Updated on: 3/15/2008

Bitch Mobile caught me a little off guard at first. I had already reviewed a bunch of sites from the same network of which it is a part. The other sites had all been crappy nonexclusive ones with some pics and feed links. So when I saw that this site had exclusive and downloadable content, I was very excited. Unfortunately, my excitement didn't last long.

BitchMobile takes the classic car pick-up reality theme and twists it around a little. Instead of guys driving around picking up random chicks, this site has gals driving around picking up guys. One babe is on the camera and the other one does the fucking. The scenes play out very much with the same improve style and bad acting as do the guy ones, but it is kind of fun to see the chick on the other side this time.

The problems start with the discontinued updates. In fact, since we were here last, there are actually three fewer videos than there were before.

The next problem is the quality of the videos themselves. Put simply, they look like crap. Each scene is downloadable in parts in Windows Media format, but even the 'high' quality ones look poor. Each scene also comes with a small set of vid caps that actually look better then the videos from which they come. There are 21 episodes available now, but there aren't any dates on them. I honestly have no idea how often they update – the other sites in the network haven't added much in the last year, so that isn't a great sign, especially with less content than before.

Speaking of those other sites, there are 69 of them and they are all included as part of your membership. Most of them are just groups of feed site links, although some of them have average-quality downloadable videos as well. Bitch Mobile needs to improve the quality of its videos and start adding more if it ever expects to get a recommendation.