The next time you catch a matinee, you likely won't be able to look at the movie stars in the same fashion. That's because if you're reading this, it means you're going to take a trip to a Nude Celebrity Theater, where you'll see those Hollywood actors showing off a lot of skin. Of course, if you get the impression that you're experiencing a repeat screening, it's because the site has all of the same material as Celebrity Hardcore.
You could say that NudeCelebrityTheater is a misleading sitename. The fact that it has all the same material that CelebrityHardcore does means that you get a lot more than just movies starring naked celebs. There are also tons of photos and even homemade pornos that got leaked onto the Internet (or "released," depending on whether or not the sex tapes were publicity stunts).
The content is taken from all around the world and stars people even remotely famous, so you'll see Hollywood celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Kidman and Jessica Alba, as well as foreign film stars from the other side of the planet that you may never have heard of. There are even newscasters' homemade sex tapes. Other celebs include supermodels and television stars.
New content is added on a very frequent basis. It isn't every day, but it is several times a week and each update brings you several new movies and a bunch of photos. Years of this has amassed around 150,500 picture sets and about 33,000 movies. With a lot of the content also coming from the nude and/or sex scenes of various Hollywood movies, you'll also find a bunch of screen cap galleries.
The quality varies greatly from one update to another, but most of the newer videos offer good-quality playback. It's totally hit or miss as to whether or not you'll stumble onto something that's mediocre in quality, though. The same goes for the pics and the screenies, but some of the photos are high-res. You can't save any of the galleries in Zip folders and numerous sets contain both vid caps and pics.
The main content isn't all that you get with a membership. There are also a bunch of video and photo feeds with hardcore porn, as well as movie reviews, celebrity gossip and a celebrity news section. Several bonus sites are also listed, but they all shut down years ago, so they take you to error messages.
The top of the page has a few categories, like celebrities, hardcore and bonus, that are supposed to help you navigate the main collection and the extras, but they're not all that great for narrowing down your searches. Still, despite the inconsistent quality Nude Celebrity theater offers a ton of celeb material, so it's still worth your while. You should check it out if you're not already a member of Celebrity Hardcore.
|By: Will Peters|
|Number of Reviews: 1522|
|Average Score: 64.1|
|Limited Trial $4.95/3 days, rebills at $39.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 150500+||Pics per set: 10||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 33000+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 1 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 2048k)
MPEG (400x288; 1400k)
Flash (768x432; 488k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
03/27/2009- From 70 to N/A: This site is now a listing. -Groundhog
07/17/2008- From 70 to 69: Content quality adjusted to current standard. -Peacock - Initial review: 10/9/2006