What guy doesn't love a hot 18 or 19-year-old gal? As we all get older, those chicks become less and less attainable, or at least that is how it seemed until now. Because according to Teens Love Old Men, there are a lot of hot teens out there looking for a more mature dick to play with. This is a "good news, bad news" type of site and I will, of course, give you both.
Good news: The are 186 episodes on TeensLoveOldMen. For the most part the scenes stay very true to the theme of younger babes with older men. We ain't talking about guys in their 30s either. Most of the men I saw were at least 40 and many were near retirement age.
Bad news: The scenes themselves aren't always that exciting. I randomly checked out a bunch and while some were pretty hot and well done, others were poorly filmed, poorly performed and had me skipping through to find a good part. In two of the episodes I watched, the guy couldn't get hard and so they just faked it. How do I know they were faking? Well, for some reason the camera moved into a position where I could see the guy's limp dick hanging down as he pretended to thrust and the girl made moaning sounds.
Good news: All of the scenes come with a set of pictures and a lot of them are high-res. The videos are split up into clips as well as having a full-length option. Most videos are offered in HD and come in streaming and downloadable Windows Media files. There are also MP4s for your mobiles. However, sometimes there's no streaming choice and only a standard-definition download.
Bad news: The membership fee is higher than any site I have ever reviewed and there hasn't been an update in three months. There also isn't an advanced search, sorting options or any content tags to help you find something specific.
Your expensive membership does get you full access to 23 sites that make up the Mature Mega Pass network, including I Love Mature, Bizarre Mature Sex and Bizarre Mature Dildo. Most of the bonus sites are focused on older women, but a couple focus on teens. The bottom line is that Teens Love Old Men is just too expensive for what you get.
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 186+||Pics per set: 100||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 186+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 30 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 4500k)
MP4 (320x240; 877k)
Flash (1280x720; 4500k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||VXS Billing|
Pros & Cons
-mostly high-def videos
-some high-res photos
-very expensive membership
-no recent updates
-no advanced search
11/18/2011- From 70 to 68: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -Adam
04/12/2011- From 72 to 70: No recent updates. -Wayne
03/15/2010- Stays at 72. -A.K.
07/09/2009- From 76 to 72: Less frequent updates. -Bryce
11/06/2008- From 70 to 76: Amount of content increased; scores adjusted to current standards. -Pussycat - Initial review: 11/16/2006