Human Toilet Bowls

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A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1179
Average Score: 66

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They mention it multiple times on the sign in page, but it's worth stating again – Human Toilet Bowls is not a scat or urination site. In this case, they are using the term toilet bowls not in a literal sense, but in a figurative one to refer to the degradation and abuse with which we generally treat such an item. It is only hardcore abuse and humiliation that these babes get dished up.

Once inside you can watch an 'how it all started' video, which is narrated by The Boss and is all about his love of porn and the goals for his site. It's actually a nice behind the scenes look at the entire Incredible Pass network of which HumanToiletBowls is a part.

Besides this, you'll hear the constant name calling and degrading comments made towards the chicks from the opening moments of the scenes right through to the closing frame. Let me give you an example of one scene I saw that will put it all in perspective.

The scene stars Kiara Patrick, a sexy babe with dark hair, pierced nipples and a smoking body. She begins with the typical sitting on the couch interview about who she is, what she likes and wants yada, yada, yada – all with a toilet seat around her neck. Then the guys she is going to fuck come in, and this isn't a joke: a circus midget and an amputee.

The amputee acts like a crazy dog (he actually growls and barks) and the midget is wearing a diaper. They tag team the fuck out of her and present her with a double load of cum to enjoy in the end, which explains the 'mixed drink' statement they write on her forehead in marker. Now the other scenes might not be all that nuts, but you get the idea of the amount of respect these guys have for the chicks.

Human Toilet Bowls updates every Sunday and so far there are 153 episodes available. The gals are mostly Latina and ethnic babes and not all of them are gorgeous. Some of them are more nasty than hot. However, if the type of content appeals to you, then you will certainly enjoy what they have to offer.

You will also enjoy the quality of the content itself as the videos are downloadable in clips in very good-looking Windows Media or QuickTime formats. There is also a full-length option in Windows Media format only. A set of average-quality screenshots also comes with each scene.

Bonus content includes 51 behind-the-scenes movies and 10 videos from different sites on the network. Speaking of which, your monthly membership will give you full-access to all 17 websites that make up the network. If you like your porn nasty and your chicks degraded and used for their fuck holes, then the quality of the content and the amount available makes Human Toilet Bowls worth it.

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